I found these comics where I was making fun of women

Ok so basically this dude goes to his friends house and he brought food ,the friend lets him into his house and the dude is noticing that it looks like he has a dog bc of the hair on the floor and the dog toys and bones . So the guys says “hey I didn’t know you had a dog” and the other guys says “I don’t that’s my wife’s stuff” the wife walks into the room and starts barking and growling at the dude I- WHAT a what is wrong with me this was when I was 9

Then there was one where this dude gets ran over by a bus