*C r y s*

*Keeps c r y i n g*

*Continues crying*

*Still crying while being knocked out sleeping*

(*Breaking news: Russia gains independence!*)

(Why is Russia a boy and called mother russia.

*C r y*

(c o l d w a r )

( U s s r s h o u l d h a v e w o n)

*Yeets america out while sleeping*

*C R Y*

*Literally wakes up and starts yeeting stuff everywhere as a way of venting*

*Still crying and has ran out of things to yeet so he starts breaking stuff*

*The whole ****ing room was destroyed and insurance would only be able to pay 1% of the damage*

HE RUINED MY GOT DAM LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE WILL ONLY REFFER TO HIM BY HIM, HE, THEY, THEY'RE.

I R E F U S E

WAIT ****-

FINE. IT WAS

WAS

TH-AGH. It'S To PaINfUL To sAy

DON'T SPEAK OF HIM.

. . .*

*trys to open window*

*like a door*

*S w e a t i n g*

*Finally opens it and leaps out*

*Running around like a mad man and all the countrys are just staring*

(Wait Ima make a plot twist with 'him' pretend he never commited head shoot)

(HEHEHEHE)

*'He' strutted toward Russia, holding out his hand to help him up*

No problem... *He laughed a bit, Knowing the russian didn't know it was him who helped him up*

*He quickly grabbed him and pulled him into a choke hold, threatening him with a knife* Say one word... I will kill you...

*He pulled him over to his house, tying you up and smiling sinisterly*

Careful with your words... *He cut you a bit*

*Soviet had stopped running, finally becoming sober*

And why should I? Afterall... you will be useful to me...

*He laughed and then started wheezing, slapping his legs* You- HA! You call that a- he...- a reason? *He wiped a tear from his eye*

And I don't need you here to do something...

I need you here to get something....

*He smiled*

No- I JUST NEED YOU TO BE WITH ME! NOT DO SOMETHING! MY ****ING GOD!

*Cough* Anyways.... You're father should be arriving now...

*Soviet kicked down the door, loaded with weapons* WHERE'S MY ****ING SON?!

*Turns around in chair like in that one movie* I've been expecting you....

Oh shit... *His face became worried* Didn't you die?!

Yes, yes I did die. OF COURSE NOT YOU IDIOT I'M RIGHT HERE!

*Points gun at Russia*

Alright Soviet... Lets cut to the chase... You give most your land to me and I'll leave you and your family alone and if not... *His finger was leaning on the trigger more* I guess you gotta say bye.

Deal..?

... Deal...

But this better not be a trick like last time...

*They shook on it but tHEN.*

*Soviet shrinks when giving land and reich gets bigger and he shoots Russia despite the deal*

(mMmMMmMmMmMm drama.)

RUS!

*He was too weak to do anything, so he just ran over and hugged him*

*'He' left, never to be seen in a while.*

please

But you were....

It's fine- I hereby five you permission to advertise- Out of pity

:)