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Uh-Oh-Stinky[OP]
18.04.2023 13:21
LinkI’m so tired
Am I the asshole for being scared of gay people
I, M25 started my day off regularly with a glass of milk and a side of pancakes.
I walked out the door as i begun strutting my way to work until there right there was a gay parade standing in my way! I trembled in fear, I PISSED myself I was so afraid I stormed off until I soon enough realized the queers were chasing after me! "KILL THE STRAIGHTS! KILL THE STRAIGHTS!" They shouted! I almost shat everywhere! I began running so fast my dick hurt, I eventually reached a bar. I sat down at the counter requesting a drink to get my mind off things, until I looked behind me and saw MEN stripping BUTT BOOTY NAKED! I started blasting shit out of my asshole and then realized that I didn't read the sign, this was a GAY bar! As I was about to flee the building, the bartender stopped me in my tracks, turned around, and started JIGGLING his FAT ASS CHEEKS! To my surprise, I got a bit hard but anyway continuing the story (like for part 2)
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Am I the asshole for being scared of gay people (part 2)
I almost fell over it was such a sight, the buff bartender before me shaking his cheeks. The jiggle of his cake could strike fear into the hearts of any straight cis men, the devil's temptation WAS YANKING ON MY COCK but I did not give in! I ran out the door like there was no tomorrow, I was the only straight left in gay town. I couldn't give in.. I was strong, a soldier for the last of my kind.
But i felt something rise, my boner! IM GAY!!!!!! I REALIZED, I LOVE SEEING MEN SHAKE THEIR ASSCHEEKS IN MY FACE!!!!!! I NEED TO ESCAPE FROM GAY TOWN BEFORE I BUST A NUT and so I broke into a car and turned it on, I drove for miles as the queers chased after me.
I am now stranded on the side of the road reading smut fanfics, I've driven out of town far enough to escape the queers but I still feel.. gay.
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