That's what my dad said last week '_'

Then I must be your dad🥺

Time for that child support then bozo🥶🥶🥶🤡🤡🤡🙈🙈🙈💯💯💯

Later

ITS SHIS FAULT

HIS*

HIS FATHER LEFT US

You got the whole squad laughing😑

HunniMoo Im suing you OUR SON IS RIPPING HIS SHIRTS

The whole chat laughing 😐😐😐

Is the son* looks at mom like this.....😌*

mom Dad I'm not trying to be rude but ur idiots

😏

I cant believe this *sobs cutely*

Waits for her to shut up*

😖

Wait...mom,dad........Im your kid right?

Smiles cutley*

Cutely*

Dad do you exist?

Smirks* I bet life sucks huh?

Ur father is uh...... different?

EVERYTHING U WOULD KNOW IF U DIDNT LEAVE US FPR THAT CAT

How is Dad different from when I was 4 and we were in the store and he kissed the 24 year old lady

HE WHAT

Just like my friends dad he went to get milk and never came back🥺😳

Well dad I can't help to tell you that mom wants you to kiss her rn

😏😌

🧑‍🦲

Mom you good?

I told all the secrets that were hiding in your hair😳

I-

😌

Oh hey Mom dad loves you🥺🥺😊

What is on my screen

He left me for a cat

Yes but mom he literally named the cat after you he luvs you🥰🥰

Was it a femboy cat???

Why does it matter-😬😑

Why does anything other than that matter? If the cat wasn't a femboy then idk why he left you But if it was then it's understandable

Lol idk...was it dad??🥲

IDK WHY ARE THEYRE 51 COMMENTS

yeas a lot...