No I made that up

I have an active brain

That's sounds like something I would be in I would be the person with his head off

Oh great

Shit i spoke too soon

...now....WHAT THE FUJ

I am maleman pls no talk bout cuttin it off

What have I just stumbled across

Oof, no more porn for me

I have done diddly got circumcised again

Oh

Round of applause

Oh....hm....my first exposure to the stuf was energy I typed in a Pokémon name wrong on my 3DS (long time ago) on internet browser and then I discovered

Energy wasn’t supposed to be there whoops

That sounds tragic

Always thank the bus driver for that...always

That sounds like the best bus driver

I just found it one day That simple

Wooah...

Y’all need to understand what it’s like trying to look up how to catch shiny Pokémon and then finding naked people

Like friggin...oof

Search up lemon party you won't regret anything you might see

Oh well congratulations on not having a stroke

Oh. Lmao well then you lucky

I recently had fun (not that way although that kind of fun is in the same format) narrating 2 girls eat food then go under the table and lick each others buttholes...you have no idea how funny I made it sound and look...also what the ****

Sorry for that graphic image

Oh hey that’s cool,

Yes DoodleKid, on a post it said you narrated it

One time in 6th grade I shoved my crotch into-wait

Also @Feather wtf kind of school you go to

they won’t see me the same...butt...I’m still just a dumb kid who yeet his meat

Man whatever happened to the café

Well I bet it's a 5 star school

That seems like the kind of school that doesn’t thank the bus driver

How rough

NO THE BUS

They insulted the bus driver? They’ll never make it in the real world

Lmao

GOD DAMN AUTOCORRECT

But that is another story

Lmao sorry

I don't have anything about school

Hm, can I tell one of me and my friends being wanted inside my neighborhood Lol

On here we go

So I have two friend i walk away from school with and they are both named Elijah

And we three would all walk in the street making loud noises to our homes. For all school year. Same path, same way

so one day my mother had some news to announce when she was driving me to school

And she said that she was an article on a website. (The website was a news place. Just an app to check whats happening in a neighborhood)

*saw

The article read: 3 kids causing noises in streets. Please contact us if seen

And my mom turns around

And jokingly says, "Is this you?"

so I showed my friends (both Elijahs) the website, and they flipped out

They put o their hoods on the way back I didn't have a good so I just ran

*hood

Yes, the entire neighborhood was against us

I keep an eye on the website for any updates on our article

And another week later, a near a notification sound on my phone

It's from the website

Me and both Elijah huddled around my phone

There was a description fitting Elijah B. (The other Elijah is M)

He yelled in my ear and said "How are they tracking us?!"

He ran

My and Elijah M just walked.

A MONTH passes. Nothing new

No updates. I thought we were safe.

Until one day, when is 3 were walking home, we saw and old man glaring at us

As we walked passed him, he stared at us harder

When we passed him, Elijah M looked back

The old man was dialing something on his phone

Elijah M turns around and taps me on the shoulder

He asked if I knew that guy

and I obviously didnt. So I replied with a "No"

And about 30 minutes later, when I was at my house, i got another notification

It was an almost-perfect descriptions of all 3 of us

at this point I was literally shiting bricks

So I wore an Eskimo hat, with a zigzag pattern to cover my face

and to this day on, there have been no updates. Both Elijahs and me are keeping a close eye on the article

-end-

Yeah, I'm not-not wearing a hat

Thats why when I ever get glared at in the street, i run lol

NO my mom never used that website, so she didn't suspect anything

If she went through my Flipanim account tho, I'd be screwed

Oh no

I don't think my mom knows that this account exists

Oof.....

anyway it was nice getting that out

Yeah thanks for the tip

But it's been some years since this happened, so I'm pretty sure I'm all good

You just destroyed my confidence ._.

Thank you :3