guys it's just my burrito. It's done being reheated smh.

y e a h !

I am p r o b s going to drag monty into this bc he is bae

*Totally n O t monty banging his head on the wall*

*Monty looks at 908 and shrieks-* Monty: OMIGOSH WHAT DID THAT TO YOU?!

Monty: YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION UHHHH--

*Monty was zooming around everywhere looking for a guard or s o m e o n e that could help-*

*Monty taps his shoulder-* Monty: s o m e o n e n e e d s h e l p jasdhbgstfdghjdcfbghjg

*Concerned Monty just goes back to 908* Monty: Please dont die. :,D

*Monty hugs them* Monty: NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOOOOOOOTTTTTT WAHHHHHHH-

Monty: I k n o w b u t y o u ' r e d y i n g !

Monty: y o u ' r e b l e e d i n g o u t . . .

*Monty lets go lol*

Monty: don't screech- you'll be okay- just- just stay calm-

Monty: n-no! they're trying to help you!

Monty: it's okay! it's okay, calm down. they're going to stop the bleeding!

Monty: I k i n d a count as one but uh-

Monty: yeah! I like this medic already.

(Oh. it's k.) Monty: ....why are people just s T a R i n G go H E L P T H E M

*Monty moves his bangs for a better look and 4 eyes are there. pog.* Monty: dang you work quickly.

Monty: Looks like it!

Monty: ^^

Monty: GET A RAISE YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT YOUR JOB

Monty: g o o d :D

Monty: I ' m a t r a n s f e r . D o n ' t s h o o t .

Monty: I DON'T HAVE ONE YOU GUYS HAVE YET TO GIVE ME ONE. I HAVE BEEN WANDERING AIMLESSLY FOR THE PAST 7 HOURS!

Monty: OKAY I WILL! *Monty hugs 908 again-*

Monty: Lead me to your cell so we dont get shot pls :,)

*Monty follows casually, his bangs going infront of his eyes again lol*

Monty: Very nice cell.

*Lilo was casually in the corner s l e e p i n g wholesomely*

Monty: you has a phreg?

Monty: Cannnnnn I put a bow on it? *Monty pulls out a small purple bow-*

*Monty puts a bow on lilo's head omg* Monty: :D

Monty: Phregs are cuter with bows

Monty: anyways, now what?

Monty: w o n ' t w e g e t s h o t -

Monty: m y d u d e I d o n ' t l i k e b e i n g s h o t . . .

Monty: why dont weeeee loook at your aquarium for awhile?

*Monty looks at the aquarium lol*

Monty: What kind of fish are these :0

Monty: All of those fish are n i c e .

Monty: Who got you these?

Monty: O h .

Monty: If we see them I'll be sure to tell them that they're n i c e .

Monty: anyways did the fish eat yet?

Monty: look at you, being all responsible :)

*Monty was kinda vibing*

(YUCK! jimmy finished the fruit loops again! timmy's so toxic!) *Monty stares at the fish again lmao*

*Monty stares at scp 999 and INSTANTLY FALLS IN LOVE OMG-* Monty: OMG THAT LOOKS SO CUTE WHAT IS IT

*Monty points at scp 999*

Monty: theyresocuteomg

Monty: I mean, they're orange, so they have to be nice (Amazing logic.)

Monty: I'm 'bouta break some windows-

Monty: wait uhhhhh stress me out rq.

Monty: Just do it, you'll be f i n e .

Monty: oh. I mean just- do something that would scare the shit out of someone,

*Monty, casually starting to get stressed, makes ice-spikes come out around him on the floor- some bending towards a window-*

*Haha spikes rise and break the window brrrrrr*

Monty: okay I did it s-so you can stop now :<

*Monty sighs in relief and breaks the spikes lol*

Monty: HIIIIIIIII

Monty: you are a d o r a b l e .

*Monty shivers because h a p p y *

Monty: can I pat

*Monty pats 999 happily*

Monty: 908 cmon we gotta pat this thing

Monty: : D

( y e s) Monty: he is happy material

*monty stares at them lol*

( The fact I'm laughing irl ) *Monty staring intensifies*

Monty: tickle monster... :D

*Monty is just staring at this like "I'm probably on crack but this is amazing"*

Monty: that was funnee

Monty: :D

*Monty was s u p e r c o l d but he was laughing lol*

Monty: pfffft- silly tickle monster-

*Monty was laughing super hard teehee*

*Monty takes the time to breath lol*

Monty: this dude is amazing

Monty: I wish I something to give other than just- s p e e c h o r s o m e t h i n g .

Monty: why is he in this weirdo hell anyways- he's like- the b e s t scp here.