Val: *sleeping still*

Valentino: *slow wake up* *drowzy* hmm....~?

Valentino: *confused* wha...?

Valentino:*sighs with relief * o-okay... ^v^

Valentino:*stands up with Zara * well, would you like to go somewhere? Like the park? The movie?

Valentino: well ok then. *sits back down*

<SHALL NOT PURR-> So... ya just wanna chill???

*hears* ILL MAKE FOOD!

Valentino: *stands up to go to the kitchen * ^v^

((What would Zarzar like for lunch??))

Valentino: <quickly cookes an entire Mexican buffet with Vaggi> I’m ba- *sees only his jacket* ;^;

Valentino: -v-‘ hmmm... I wonder where Zarzar went...

Valentino: *le big sad look* she left me for someone else TvT *sees Zarzar’s little wing in his jacket * >:3

Valentino: *digs threw jacket* are you in here, doll?

Valentino: but where IN here... *digs some more* ;^;

Valentino: *v* *tickles gently *

Valentino: *keeps ticking * XD

Valentino: *tickles more* LAUGH- *v*

((so do I.))

((uwo))

Val: *v* *takes a step closer* ((same I have school XD))

Val: *pounced ((like a cat to a red light)) towards Zara*

Val: *pins down* meow! *about to tickle*

Val: *cripples* O^O'

Val: *fast paced heavy breathing* *forced frown*

Val: *internal giggles* wait no-

Val: *Silent giggles* please no-

Val: *laughing* ;v;

Val: *RUNNIN after* GET BACK HERE- <WHY are you runnin?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN?!?!?!>

Val: *blocks in* *v*

Val: *catches and picks up over his head* Y no tickles-

Val: well now i'm curios!

Val: *ever so slightly tickles sides*

Val: *tickles sides gently* .^.

(( that was the 69'th comment XD)) Val: *tickles sides and neck* *v*

Val: Thou shall'nt escape thy fate! *tickling* *v*

Val: REEEEEEEEEEEE-

((sorry I died-)) Val: fiiiiine TvT

Val: 0v0 ((TvT))

Val: NO WAY!! *SMASHES FACE AGENTS GLASS* OoO

((THATS depressing!)) Val: Snuuu!!! *exited squealing*

((Val=SNOW BEAN!)) Val: 0o0 *looks at zara* do you wanna bil a snuman?! *super exited idea face*

Val: YAAAY!!! *picks up and puts his jacket on Zara* LES GO LES GO LES GO!!! *bouncing with the big happiness*

Val: *****ing DIVES into the snow like the Holidaze deer into the candy* YAY!! *makes a snow-demon (snow angel)* SQUEEE!

Val: SNU!! *starts rolling up a snow ball for the snowman* Come on, ZarZar! Help me build a snuman!!

Val: *amazed anime face* WOOW!!

Val: Cus you impressive!! *lays down and makes a snow angel* I haven't seen snow like THIS since I was 5!!

Val: *noticed* whats wrong...? (I love/hate that Val isn't even the ass in this roleplay. he's just a ****ing BEAN)

Val: *big smile* I dont know, why are you hanging out with me, demon 7? *bigger smile* Me and ZarZar were just enjoying the snow!

Val: *smol cute face while holding back nose bleed* Wow! These demons are jerks sometimes! but you showed him! ^v^ Next time, let me kill him... *slow dark air with a creepy smile and glowing eyes*... bit by bit removing the vital organs from his living body while he PLEADS for mercy... *chuckles darkly* ... but none will come to him... *really dark air and scary feelings* ... hehehe...

Val: *snaps out of it* ^v^ *le smol blue bloosh*

Val: Ack-

Val: *bigger blue bloosh* screeeeeee-

Val: *muy confusion* whats wrong?!

Val: @v@ um what-

Val: That's not good, what do I do-?

Val: Ooooh! Here! *gives her his mittens* ^v^

Val: here you go- *picks up and carries inside to the radiator* I'll make hot chocolate!! ^v^ *starts to walk to kitchen*

Val: *makes hot chocolate and hums a bit* ^v^

Val: *comes back with hot chocolate* ^v^

Val: 0v0 *no move* <CUTE BEAN SLEEP REEE-> *laughs a bit*

Val: *giggles* <The **** is tickling me?!> ((ok this isnt even vivzi's Val anymore its just a less-ace version of me XD))

Val: *SHOOK* O.O

Val: *holds in giggles* Nu not again-

Val: *v* ThE tAbLeS hAvE tUrNeD!! *tickles Zara*

Val: Come on, Zara! You might as well! *ultra coot face of evil*

Val: Just laugh!!! Laugh and I'll let you go!!!

Val: *stops tickling and hugs instead* fiiiiiine

Val: T^T <No promises-> *hugs happily* ((I miss getting hugs irl))

((Oh ****, this again)) Val: @v@

Val: ???

Val: *makes the same face of that one gif of the close up of a guys face with the smile and the raised eyebrows if you know what I'm talking about-* umm... you no like mice?

Val: *reenacts that one meme, holding up Zara while pointing two fingers at the mouse* Chu! *coot mad face* Chu!

((sleep where you go ;v;))

Val: Safe! ((you gud! ^v^))

Val: *super-proud-of-self-face*

Val: OvO' <REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-> *boops Zara's nose* *v*

Val: T^T

Val: ;^;

Val: ;;^;;

Val: fiiiine *sits in a chair* ->-

Val: *looks at Zara* -<-?

Val: *sighs, walks over to the jacket, sits down cris-cross-apple-sause and starts digging threw the jacket* ^v^ we'll see about that...

Val: * sticks out his tongue in concentration* where did you go...

Val: *sees wing* *v* *touches wing*

Val: *slides hand up wing to her back, gently grabs waist with both hands, then pulls her out of the jacket* found you! (me: this is perfectly normal! me: *re-reads this* HoLd ThE pHoNe ThAtS kInD oF sExUaL-)

Val: fLuFfY? *cute smol blush*

((XD I reread that every time and all I see is "slides hand up wing to her back, gently grabs waist with both hands" REEEEEE-))

Val: ;^; fine... *cuddles instead*

((OH NO NOT HIM-))

Val: *happy blush* ^v^ *remembers* We got a new TV the other day!! 0o0

Val: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS-

Angel: *YEETS self into Mystery's room* DID I HEAR "BINGEWATCHING FRIENDS"-

((Bacc sorry!!)) Angel: GIRLS NIGHT! Plus one boy if we count Val

Val: m-kay, nice to meet you. *uncomfortably shakes hand* <I FEEL LIKE A TRAITOR-> Angel: I LOVE what you've done with the place, guys!

Val: Ha, sorry! not used to being... nice I guess? Angel: Ya, you can talk to us! *drags Val over to Mystery*

Val: I've said it before, I'll say it again: don't be. I was being a asshole, and I deserved it. I should be apologizing to YOU. Angel: he's right, toots. He was being an asshole. Val: HEY!!! Angel: You said it, not me. Val: T^T

Val: *shaking Mystery* don't cry! Look! If it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't have met HER!! *points face to Zara* Angel: 0^0'

Val: ok! *stops shaking and walks over* Angel: *helps up Mystery* h-he's trying. You can tell.

((what makes Vi laugh??)) Val: *sits on the floor to watch* Angel: well ok... um...

Angel: ahem... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Val: *SNORTS AT ZARA'S COMMENT* Angel: In middle school, A teacher is teaching a class and they see that I'm not paying attention, so they ask me, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" I say, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" I say, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." so then I ask the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." I say, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

Val: *SHAKING VIOLENTLY* Angel: A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”

Val: *ROCKING ON THE FLOOR HOLDING BACK LAUGHS AND CRYING* Angel: A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Val: *CRYING AND SHAKING VIOLENTLY* *whispers while smiling* pl-please no... Angel: Molly goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Molly waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Molly, what is your multi-syllable word?" Molly says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Molly, that's a mouthful." Molly says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

Val: Um... ok... Angel: *sits down* Val: um... A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Val: *DOUBLES OVER DARK BLUE* Angel: *finger guns* Val *recovers*A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

Val: can I say just ONE more??? Please???

Val: YAAAY! AHEM! One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

Angel: FULLY ERECT- *v* Val: ACCOMPLISHMENT!!! *dorky dance*

Angel: Nah, I would rather see these two "Netflix and Chill" *jabs finger at Val and Zara* Val: OR! We could all just, you know, "Netflix-and-literally-nothing-else!!" *darkest blue*

Angel: *threw pained flinching and giggles* wait... you WHAT?! Val: *deep blue* c-c-can we not talk about this right now...?

Val: *navy blue* *sweating* ... I was subtle top... but yes... Angel: FRIENDS!!! *snuggles a large pillow*

ANGEL: *^* ...you're ****ing kidding me, right?? VAL: O^O...

*A season of FRIENDS later* Angel: *crying* why can't I get a mans like that?! Val: *intensely watching*

Angel: *still sobbing* we ain't a thing yet, thooooooo! If we WERE, I wouldn't be complaining!! Val: <Ya, you would be too busy ****ing ->- wait, I think that's mean...>

Val: *Navy blue as he wrapped an arm around Zara* Angel: Oh! Does he ever even TALK about me?! *tears*

Angel: *tears* Ok should we watch season two guys? *choked up* Val: <KISSKISSKISSKISS>

((new room))

Angel: QnQ Vi no wait come back-