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and then they met at patrick’s house. so patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. patrick is playing drums for some ****ing reason. and pete’s there for some reason! they start playing music together. and they're like “oh! let’s play some ****ing covers from some other bands!” it was like green day and ****ing misfits and ****ing ramones. pete said to joe “yo we gotta change this shit up! yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from fall out boy.” and so pete and patrick are like “yo that’s dope. but we need a ****ing drummer!” Because patrick’s playing drums and he’s a singer! patrick’s like “yo, I got a soul voice!” and they're like “wait how do you have a soul voice?” and he’s like “yo watch this, yeahahahhahaahahehh!” and they’re like “oh my GOD that sounds like soul!” so they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHTTTT!”

and then they’re like, “yo that's ****ing perfect. this is fall out boy.” and they made records like evening out with your ex girlfriend. evening out with your ex girlfriend, everybody loves it. ~it’s called evening out with your girlfriend.~ with your ex girlfriend! it’s called evening out with your ex girlfriend! it’s called,, *eating out your girlfriend, and it's real and it doesn't matter.* and pete talked to patrick and joe and he was like “yo what the ****! yo this is gonna be ****ing dope!!” so they made a record, and it was called, take this to your grave. they made it without a drummer! And they had like three four drummers come in. the four drummers they had come in were like, josh freese, neil peart, the dude from toto. the fourth one was like the guy from papa roach or something. and they were like, “yo we need Andy hurley. andy hurley. take this to your grave. ****ing record it.” and he did it, and he killed it. he was like, bakrisidjjjdjdidixiejd! killing the skins! tapping the skins! tapp

ing the rims! playing the shit! killing these *****es! wrapping it out! “you’re getting a ****ing tattoo right now! what the **** is going on?” “we should get signed to fueled by ramen. cause these guys know what the **** is going on.” and they were like “yo if you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not ****ing hard, we will sign you guys." pete was like ”yo! we got this record that’s ****ing dope dude! it’s called take this to your grave.“ hey, it's gonna be called from under the cork tree, it's gonna be ****in' huge. and then patrick’s like "i gotta keep it real, i gotta keep it artistic. these are three songs that are gonna make the album and it's called (burp) this is called ‘thnks fr th mmrs,' '20 $$ nosebleed,' and 'sugar, we’re goin down.'

and they made this record that was ****ing dope and it ****ing hit on the charts. like, one, two, three! three two one! three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten! ten to one!!!!!!!! from under the cork tree sold like, four million records! ten million records! fifteen million records! and brendon urie had nothing to do with the entire record. and patrick was like “that’s good!” pete was like “yo **** you! i can do whatever i want!” joe was like “yea it's cool man, whatever…... i don’t give a shit.” and then andy was like “eh, cool” and pete was like "makeup is ****ing great for a guy. because it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lot of times, a guy is not beautiful. and i wanna change that. i wanna make sure everybody thinks that guys are beautiful." “i’m good so far” “you wanna spit one more time?” “Yeah, I do” “shut the ****” pete was like “oh my god im so embarrassed about this dick pic!” and then i saw the dick pic, and i was like “eh, it's not bad. it’s not a bad dick. let’s be real.” we made r

lin stone one issue before fall out boy. and fall out boy made the issue right after us and they were so pissed! they were like “yo **** you guys!” they were like “yo panic has the ****ing cover of rolling stone? yo **** these dudes! we’re gonna ****ing go miles above! we’re gonna hit every ****ing continent there is known to man!” but they didn’t! because they missed a second of time. apparently they were like “oh shit we got every continent.” and they didn’t actually hit it. dude, pete was like "what the ****?” oh you didn’t ****ing make the continent. it’s like **** you! so from under the cork tree happens, we ****ing have three, four years of awesomeness!!!!! like people are cumming on themselves, cause it's so big! so fall out boy was like, so patricks like “yo we're gonna name this record from under the cork tree and from infinity on high.”

pete was like “yo folie à deux means the theatric of two.” fall out boy was like “yo we gotta take a break” meaning pete was like “yo we gotta take a break bro” and patrick’s like, “i need time for my music! uhh!” and joe’s like “yo i need time to find the ****ing art dude i gotta find some ****ing meau metal.” and andy’s like “i’m just gonna play with some ****ing metal bands.” and they were like, “alright this break’s been like three years long. two years long. three years long. three and a half? we gotta ****in’ come back man. we gotta come back strong! “you took my beer away, what the ****?” “no you poured it all over yourself!” “yeah you poured it on yourself, man” we gotta make this shit legit. it’s gonna be ****ing dope. it’s gonna go ****ing sky high. we’re gonna make a ****ing record that sails the skies. we’re gonna call this record save rock and roll. so they made alone together, light em up, alone together, phoenix, and everyone’s like “what the ****? ur working with this guy who ****ing recorded

avril lavigne and P!nk!” “What the **** is this on my shirt, did I puke on my shirt?” “no you poured beer all over yourself” “ohgod...”pete was like yo we're gonna end up on the tour with panic! at the disco and twenty pilots.” and that’s all. and that’s all that matters. and that is how the ****ing story goes.

🤵👰 me and patrick stump (hes in the dress)