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RenxKiri ship kid @SenpaiSalt
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06.07.2020
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-HelpMeHelpMe-[OP]
06.07.2020 05:58
Linkthe gradient
i just had too-
-HelpMeHelpMe-[OP]
06.07.2020 06:00
Linkso his name is Sal and he's that one creepy quiet kid in class. he's a pretty good kid but is mute and is very infatuated with another kid at school
remind you of someone?
-HelpMeHelpMe-[OP]
06.07.2020 06:03
Linkalso feel free to rp with the children uwu
E- and maybe the other one- I don't think we confirmed their name yet-)
Kirito: *He walked over to Sal.* Hey kiddo!
I thought we chose Juniper- but anyways ye)
Sal looked at him and smiled softly, waving hello.
oop- well i guess it can be their name since we both like it but idk t34ggW)
Sal just shrugged, sitting on the ground quietly.
Ren answered quickly as always "Hi hun!" Sal perked up happily when he realized Ren was being called.
Kirito: Hey, our little one is hungry. I'm bringing him home right now. *He got up and picked Sal up.*
Sal leaned on Kirito when picked up. "Oh- alright i'll be sure to fix something while you guys are on the way!" Ren chirped happily.
Kirito: Alright, we'll be home soon! *He hung up and put his phone back into his pocket.*
Kirito: *He began walking home.* You happy that we are going to see dad?
Kirito: *He continued to walk before finally making it home.* We're here! *He opened the door and walked inside.*
Sal hopped out of Kirito's arms and bolted into the kitchen where Ren was currently cooking, he hugged him tightly causing Ren to giggle "Welcome home-"
Ren smiled "Awe- how nice." He gently kisses Kirito on the cheek and ruffles Sal's hair.
"Chicken Alfredo- This one's been begging for it all week." Ren looks at Sal.
Ren rolled his eyes "Nuh-uh.." He turned the stove off as he finished cooking "Alright- you two go sit down and i'll bring your plates to you."
Sal walked to Kirito and sat beside him, Ren soon walked over with their plates, setting them down.
Sal began eating happily, Ren sat down with his own plate eating a bit as well "sooo? Is it good?"
Kirito: *He gave a thumbs up.* So, Sal. You meet anybody you like at school?
Sal's cheeks flush a bright red as he slowly nods "ooooh- my baby's got a crush already?" Ren giggles.
"Yeah-..Well my methods did end up working didn't they? So maybe they weren't that bad-" Ren took another bite of food, Sal giving a curious look wanting to know what they meant.
Kirito: Yeaaaah, but the parents would give us a hassle over it. Don't the normal methods suffice?
Ren shrugged "I suppose-" he finished eating. Sal gently tugged at Kirito's shirt trying to ask what they were talking about.
"W-what...methods?" Sal muttered in a very hushed almost whisper, he rarely spoke but on occasion he did it was always very quiet.
Ren blinked "I- how on earth am I supposed to help???" He shrugs, Sal seeming more confused.
Kirito: Okay.. Uh... When me and dad met, it was at a party. He had been watching me for some time. He kind of.. drugged me and forced me to love him? *He spoke quickly on the last part.*
Ren tapped his foot quietly against the ground waiting for a reaction from Sal. "He..." Sal didn't finish speaking, a bad habit of his, and just stared at the two of them.
Sal blinked, looking at the floor as he thought about what he was just told. Ren grew visually worried.
"No- I just think it's a weird thing for a kid to hear.." Ren looked at Sal worriedly.
Sal leaned against Kirito and didn't move in anyways to answer the question.
I'm imagining him with the face in the drawing and I'm wheezing like it's the funniest shit ever-)
Kirito: *He looked at Ren.* Maybe i shouldn't have said anything..
lmao)
"I mean he'd probably figure out eventually.." Ren moved, gently placing his hand over Sal's.
Sal slowly sunk under the table out of the hug and away from Kiri and Ren. He crawled out and ran off upstairs quietly.
"Like I said he'd figure out eventually either way- so none of this is your fault.."
Kirito: Having a kid is so stressful... I never know what I'm doing and when I do it, I don't know if I do it right..
"I know..But we;ll get through it- we've done a pretty good job at it so far.."
Ren sighs and leans against Kirito as things could be heard shuffling around upstairs before a loud 'thud'
Ren ran after, Sal was on the floor in the main hallway in front of the 'random stuff' closet as Ren called it. boxes were knocked over out of the closet.
Sal looked at him quietly "I-i assumed he would be- You need to calm down hun." Ren sighed
Kirito: Calm down? He barely speaks, so I never know if he is okay or not!
Sal frowned a little trying to wiggle away from Kirito, Ren just sighed again "I'm sure he'd let us know someway if he wasn't okay.."
Sal ran off to his room, now a bit upset. Ren hid his face in his hands.
Kirito: I'll deal with him. *He pat him on the back and went to Sal's room.*
Kirito: Listen.. I'm not you. I don't know what is going through your head, so I need a little bit of communication, you know?
Sal gripped at and played with the blankets, he hated this already.
Kirito: I know I'm not the best dad... But I just want you to know I care so much about you.
Kirito: *He knew he had to comfort him, but didn't want to upset him.* I-Its okay..
Sal hugged him gently "i-i-i'm...sorry.." he sniffled and began crying.
Kirito: Oh dear... *He hugged him back.* You didn't do anything wrong.
Sal began crying more, this was probably the loudest he'd been within the last couple years.
Kirito: *He assumed that Sal was a bit more open to Ren, and decided that he probably needed him.* S-Should I go get dad?
HOLY **** I THOUGHT IT WASNT POSSIBLE IM TREMENDOUSLY HAPPY)
Kirito: Okay..
Thank you mate-)
Kirito: *He looked around the room, not knowing what to say to him.*
Sal began muttering something, a full sentence though it was nearly impossible to hear.
"I-i'm....Do y-you hate t-that I don't l-l-like to t-talk...?" he spoke a tiny bit louder.
Kirito: Not at all... I don't mind it, I admit that I wish you did communication a bit more often but it's not like I resent you for it..