Can I join in?

Same!!

Taxies are Ubers, the stars are YouTubers Neil Tyson gave Pluto the axe Cell phones got smarter, the oceans got hotter The global economy collapsed

Also, your´e back! ^^ Yay!!

We get internet deals on our hyphenate meals Like cage-free, vegan-paleo sausage We don't leave our homes thanks to Amazon drones They track what we do through our watches

What's going on? Will we be okay? Has it all gonе mad since we went away? Oh, updatе us, please, and put us at ease 'Cause we've run out of jokes About the '90s

What's going on? Will we be okay? Has it all gonе mad since we went away? Oh, updatе us, please, and put us at ease 'Cause we've run out of jokes About the '90s

Al Gore lost bad 'cause of one hanging chad Dubya hunted for WMDs Obama brought hope, so Clinton thought, "Dope! 2016 should be a real breeze!"

So Hillary finally broke that glass ceiling?

No, but it certainly does feel like it's raining shards of glass all around us!

The country's cut into two, the red and the blue Facebook's a toxic waste-dump The Fox Friends are doting, the Russians are voting And now there's a President Trum- At least we think there's still a President Trump. You see, the writers are writing this in 2018

hiya

We have chips in our brains, we no longer feel pain, there are worsening climate disasters Now we live underground, and we can't make a sound lest we anger our polar bear masters (They've come south for revenge)

did i interupt?

We breed birds without arms on our factory farms And we live in aluminum bunkers We sent humans to Mars All the food comes in bars And the top-rated show is called Clunkers!

Wow, here comes the star, Clunko!

That's what's going on in the world today It's as crazy now as when we went away Our ratings depend on knowing the trends We're all caught up, that's how this song ends!

WOOH! that was awesome!

Irl me: Yay!!

*throws sausage in trash* got ya covered!

Irl me: Phew, I was getting scared-