YEEEEEEEEEET (oh boy 7 tabs. Halp)

Oh boy! Well, I had to go but I did a lil part so it’s your turn now.

(^^)

“ Well…hmmm…I dare you to kiss the wall! “ * Anon giggled devilishly. *

“ nyehehehehe… “

“ SHIP IT! Haha! “ * Anon made a little heart with her hands and looked through it. *

“ hehe. Your turn. “

“ Truth. “ (👀)

“ Because…you kissing things is adorable. Don’t think I haven’t caught you kissing your dolls when I was…you know. Alive. Before. “ (“ W-wall,, will you marry me,,? “)

“ Yeah…you left your door open every time. Except once…ehh. “ * Anon booped Gold’s snoot even though he’s NoSeLeSS *

“ it’s fine! I don’t mind…it’s cute. Anyway, don’t tell anyone but… “ * Anon’s voice dropped to a dead quiet whisper. * “ I sometimes eat flowers…especially Cherry Blossoms… “ (canon? Yes? Somewhat)

“ to me…they taste delicious. A-anyway…on to scary stories! “

“ yep! But…not too scary otherwise neither of us can sleep. “

“ My stories get…very terrifying sometimes. I usually use real events, so…I wanna year a scary story from you. “ ^^

“ I don’t mind if it’s bad! “

“ Mhm! If you want, you can add little real events to it! Or big ones. Or completely make it up! It can even be not really a scary story! “

(Ack afk but keep going-) * Anon listened closely, ears wide open and pointed towards Gold. *

(Back-) “ Hmmm? “ * Anon looked interested. *

“ Oooooh. Scary. “

“ haha! Spooky. Ghosts, ooooh I’m so scared! “ * Anon said playfully, not meaning any rudeness. * (this is so wholesome)

“ Oooooh! Haunted house! “ (SO WHOLESOME I’M GONNA-)

(* ANGY * GAME Y MUST YOU BE CRUEL TO ELLA) “ Scary! “

(MNSNJEISIJSKWIWJJSNDMWIJEND I WANT TO-JNSNSJJDJDJDJD * ANGY *) “ Oooh! What happens then? “

“ Hahaha! That’s not scary, but I did say it didn’t have to be scary, didn’t I? “ * Anon patted Gold’s head. * (BRuH someone tried to ask me if I was horny on Omegle- * angy *)

(I wonder if we could chat on Omegle 😳) “ It’s scary, don’t worry! If you think it is, it is! “

(Enter MEMEFRUIT in the common interests lolol- 👀) “ alright…do you want a story of mine? “

(Oh fine lmao) “ Oh dear…I may give you nightmares, but okay…here we go… “

“ Aaaah…fine…well, it was a bright and sunny day…until it mysteriously stormed out of nowhere… “

“ And there were two people caught in the rain. They fled to a nearby cave…but they didn’t listen to the danger signs scattered outside the cave…claw marks, blood, even a human head on a branch…is this too scary? “ ;;

“ Okay…one of them tripped and stabbed their foot on a crystal that was covered in a black ooze…they fainted, and their friend tried to help them, but the ooze…quickly began to spread. The friend got scared and ran away…but didn’t come back for a while, as they had to hide from a very black monotone slime monster. This monster hunted down the friend until they gave up. They couldn’t hurt the fallen, as they… “ * Anon started to tremble in fear a little, this story seems to resonate within her somewhat…but how? That is the question. * (OOOOOH BA- SHUSH ME!)

“ …are you okay? I can stop, if you want…it makes me uncomfortable too… “

“ …it’s up to you, you asked for the story…not me. “

“ …so is that the end of the story? “ (no backstory? Sad. I SAID BE QUIET, ME! * bonks self angrily *)

“ …okay…do you want to pillow fight? “

“ Okay! But first…let’s get our pajamas on…it’s gear for the w a r . “ * Anon laughed slightly maniacally. *

(OMG THE WHOLESOMENESS 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭) “ oh yeah. Well, do you have clothes…at all? “

(GRRRR I WILL 😤😤😤😤😤) “ Well…I do have old Onesies…justincasesomethinghappens “ 👀”

“ Maybe…you are kinda toddler size…at least, for a Feliggodeo like me. “

* a few minutes of looking in every old clothing box later… * “ I found a plain red one! I think you like red? I mean, i think it’d look good on you! “ (OMG I WANNA DRAW THIS AAAAAA)

“ okay! Put it on in your room, I’ll go in my room. “ * Anon got up and left to her room. *

(Anon: Gold why is your room so trashed clean it up now >:[ (void lmao)) * Anon put on a set of green + pink cat pajamas. * (GREEN AND PINK TOGETHER MAKES ME HAPPY HNGHHH)

* Anon walked out with two pillows of the same size. Anon placed one gently near Gold. * “ Here you go, and you look adorable. “ * Anon booped Gold on the snoot. *

“ yes you are. Anyway…shall we begin the war? “ +v+

“ Ngh- “ * Anon staggered backwards, but recovered quickly and slammed Gold with the pillow. Pillows are soft so not much damage- *

* Anon giggled and countered, then tried to attack also. * (Time skip? Oh, also…remember Anon’s story? I’ll tell you the rest later)

* Timeskip to when they’re…e x h a u s t e d . * * Anon panted loudly, barely even standing up right. * “ so tired…but must…keep awake…! “

“ hah…hah…phew…well…the last step is…sleep in sleeping bags together… “

“ …well. I guess…floor works…too… “ * Anon fell down on the floor beside gold with a resounding thud. She was snoring in seconds. *

(Timeskip? Again? And what happens now lolol) “ zzz… “

(IDK EITHER AAAAAAAAA) * Timeskip: morning. UwU *

* Anon lay there…eerily still. * (she’s not dead dw)

* But then…the slightest breathing motion became noticeable. * “ rngrrr… “

* Anon rolled over, twitching a little. Fear scent wafted from her (somehow?) strongly. *

* Some of the odor faded away, but most of it was still there. * “ …mmh…zzz… “

“ … “ * Anon’s poker face curved up into a small smile. * * A while later… *

* A loud scream echoed from where Anon was. Welp. She’s awake from a nightmare. *

“ hah…hah…oh god…who was that…? “ (s u f f e r . Relive your death again…=D)

“ …I remember being stabbed…my neck being cut out…but who…was that person that did it…? They faded in the darkness before I could get to see them right… “ * Anon looked paralyzed in fear. *

“ a-anyway…! Let’s just forget this ever happened! “ ^^’’

“ …it’s f-fine…I’m fine. Everything’s fine… “ * Sounded like trying to convince herself more than anything. *

“ I just. Don’t. Want to think about it. Okay? “ * Anon smiled a bit crazily. * (hahaha…hhhahhahahahaha…HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAHH-)

“ …well…what do you want to do? “ * Anon turned to Gold, curious. *

“ Surely there’s something you want to do or hear…? “ (Me: storystorystorystor- Also Me: * Smacks Me * what did I say?)

(yeaR) “ …fine…the monster couldn’t hurt the fallen, as they…they were one of them now. After a while, the Fallen had been fully covered. They awoke, growling and hissing loudly. They didn’t remember much, but they did remember the hatred for their so-called friend. They searched for the “friend” and finally found them hiding in a defendable crevice. The friend recognized the Fallen and tried to talk with them. The Fallen hissed and spat insults in a corrupted language. After a long while of fighting and dodging each other’s attacks, the Friend tried to remind the Fallen of their adventures together. The Fallen remembered for a moment, then went back to being hostile. The friend noticed this was somewhat working… “

“ So the friend decided to remind them of more things they did together…and the Fallen got less and less hostile with every reminder. Finally, after so long. The Fallen fell to their knees and started to cry. They screamed to the sky- Why? Why am I doing this? The friend went up and tried to hug their oozy friend, but the Fallen got scared and backed away. They left a black trail with every step. The blackness fled away from sight. The friend got scared also, and stood still in fear that one of those…black things would try and get them too…their fatal mistake. The Fallen’s possessive blackness fed off their fear and gained control once more. The friend had only ran so far until they were…w-were… “ * Anon was crying softly. She wiped her tears and pressed on. * “ They were killed…by the Fallen. And ever since…the Fallen hated herself so harshly. She even considered self harm…until a short, yellow alien came along and brightened her tainted hopes. “ * Anon’s crying got stronger now. *

(Yay I finally told you a decent enough backstory about anon’s Corruption. Yaaaay meeeee) “ …heh…you made everything better for me…you know…? I could never put all my thanks into merely words alone… “ * Anon picked up Gold and hugged them tightly. *

“ …hahah…I don’t wanna let go…ever… “

“ …are you sure? “

“ …I believe you. “

(What now. We covered humor, edginess, sadness- jsnfjsjjsjsjej) “ … “

(KNSNEJSJJSJSJWMSMSBS- AAAAAAAAA IDK WHAT TO DO-) * She stayed silent as Gold hugged her. * “ . . . “

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEME?? HELP) * Anon’s face was shaded an edgy black. She looked…unhappy. *

(oKaY, PauSe aND DiSCuSS. What do we do next? I like to have a theme instead of RaNDoM- ;;)

(Idk either but uh- maaaaaybe…SU? Anon is sorta a gem after all)

(H M M M M M M - Ik we did this before but who cares- gold’s been through it, he knows what to do. Sorta.)

(FOUND THE RP PAGE AAAA)

(* cries in old rp that was never finished. * well…? Do you wanna try this theme?)

(oKaY CoNTiNue) “ …hey, what did I miss out on…? “

(oKay eLLy) “ …I meant on the news but okay. And did anyone visit you or…hurt you? “ * Anon’s face got real dark and threatening on the last few words. *

“ …so, what about that show you keep saying I’m basically from? Stephen Underverse, was it? “

“ …what happened? “ ;;

“ oh…can I watch? I wanna catch up, you know- “ (which episode should they enter- I’m thinking post-20th episode as Steven and Connie could be hanging out at a restaurant or something)

(Lol she didn’t get to watch any of it so uh- watch from beginning and then GeT SuCKeD iN aT THe eND) * She watched intently. *

* a while later, at the middle of episode 19… * * Anon started to cry softly. * “ So saaaad… “

* After the end of ep 20, Anon was crying very hard. * “ WHY IS IT SO SAAAAAAAAAD- “

“ …stop making fun of me for having a heart of gold… “ (Oh boy here we go again with the tv tentacles)

“ how is that funny? “ * Weird hand tentacles burst out the tv…aGaiN *

“ wha- “ * the tentacles grabbed hold of them and dragged them into the tv, this time with no warning at all. *

(Ack, back) * a while of panicking later. * * Anon fell from the sky with a thud. She got dizzy and…maybe broke a bone or two but otherwise SHe’S FiNe! * “ ow… “

“ oW- “ * Anon hissed and crawled out from under Gold. *

“ where…where are we? “ * Anon looked around, confused. *

“ o-oh! Gold, are you okay? “ * Anon looks…off. Sort of. *

“ Are you sure? I can try to find a hospital for you- “ (GOD DAMN IT DAD STOP ASKING ABOUT STUFF KHSGHSHSHSHSHSHSHJSKSKSNDNDJDKAAAJAJJSJSHS)

“ that’s EXACTLY what I asked! “ * Anon’s…form…? Anon’s body is doing weird things…glitching between a semi-realistic and Cartoon style. * (👌)

“ Huh? What are you talking about? I look fine? “ * Anon sees herself as normal. Ahaha. *

“ anyway…let’s find out where we are… “ * Anon got up off the ground hastily. *

“ you look very roughed up… “ * Anon picked Gold up, not going to listen to complaints. *

“ you looked like you were about to fall over. “ * Anon pointed to a restaurant sign that wasn’t too far away. * “ I’m hungry…are you? “ (what if Steven is dating Connie there,, 😳)

(i’M HuNGRy Too AAAAAA) “ then let’s go! “ (ok so- who plays who now)

(Okay yeah, that’s what I was thinking- oW HeaDaCHe) “ ONWARDS!! NYEHEHEHEHE! “ * PaPyRuS MoMeNT * (bonetrousle playing somewhere… 👀)

Steven: “ ok, so a yellow cat walks into a bar and meets a human drinking water. What do you think the cat did? “ Anon: * Anon skidded to a halt in front of the entrance to the restaurant, close to where Steven and Connie were because…plot reasons. *

Steven: “ Yeah- oh, hey Gold! How are you? “ Anon: “ wait…you KNOW him? “ * Anon seems shocked by this. *

Steven: “ woah, hey there, buddy! Haha! Who’s your gray furred friend over there? “ Anon: “ My. Name. Is. Anon. “ * Anon said through nervously gritted teeth. *

(How is Connie feeling about this yellow alien hugging her boyfriend lmao- and my headache iS WORSE AAAAAAA) Steven: “ oh, cool! She seems like a nice friend! “ ^v^ Anon: * Anon walked over and kept a close, concerned eye (literally one eye haha puns) on Gold… *

(No. NeVeR- also the computer is on my bed lmao) Steven: “ Sooooo, why are you here? You said last time with your friend that you…didn’t belong here and we’re from a different universe? “ Anon: “ wait a…who was this other friend? Why were they with you? Are you okay? “ (Commit see Smothering in action ahaha)

Steven: “ … “ ;v; Anon: “ who’s this…Trap you speak of? Did he ever hurt you? How? “ (F for Connie, she disappeared)

Steven: “ …should I be concerned for what’s going on here? “ Anon: * She glared at both Gold and Steven coldly. * (mama bear mode on-)

(She protecc, she attacc, but most importantly she smother gold ack-) Steven: * Steven was startled by the ferocity of Anon. Steven whispered to Gold: * “ your friend is terrifying. “ Anon: “ I may only have an ear and a half BUT I HEARD THAT. “ +_+

Steven: * He put Gold slowly on the ground and started to back away. * “ I-I’m going to the bathroom. “ * YeeT * Anon: “ …why didn’t you tell me earlier who visited you? “

“ BUT IT DOES TO ME! WHAT IF YOU DIED TOO? I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH MYSELF. even though oooh, I’M ALREADY DEAD ANYWAY! “

“ …listen, Gold… “ * Anon got down on her knees and placed her hands on Gold’s shoulders. * “ I just care a lot about you…and my heart would break if I found that you were gone because I wasn’t there. “

“ …listen, narcissism doesn’t mean you can’t die…you know? “

(C’mon Anon stop you’re making it sad now) Anon: “ …I know…it’s hard to think about it…how about we go eat something? “ Steven: “ I’m back. Are you gonna kill me? “

Anon: “ huh? No, I just…got nervous about things. Sometimes my temper gets out of my control. “ Steven: “ cool. I heard you were gonna get food? I could get you two some… “

Anon: “ I mean…sure! If you’re really that okay with it. “ Steven: “ yeah, I’m fine with it! “ (Time skip?)

* After ordering. * Anon: * She happily began to eat her spicy Thai soup. * Steven: “ haha! You like it? “

Anon: “ this is SO GOOD! Why don’t we have a Thai restaurant in our part of town!? Delicious! “ 🌟-🌟 Steven: “ I have no idea why, but I like it just as much as you! “ ^v^

(BRuH, CoNNVeRSe iS CaNoN 😤) Anon: “ Good, don’t you dare… “ Steven: * being naive and oblivious. * .w.

(oF CouRSe iT’S DoRiToS) Anon: “ …good… “ * She continued to eat. * Steven: “ …uhh, what’s going on between you and her? “ * He whispered to Gold so Anon couldn’t hear. *

Anon: * nom nom nom fooood * Steven: “ what I mean is she seems to smother you…and also be sort of toxic… “

Anon: “ I’m done…seriously, we need a Thai restaurant back home. “ Steven: “ then why does she get onto you for every little thing? “ * Steven’s whispers went even quieter. * (Steven: * Vietnam flashbacks to the Diamonds *)

(Aaaaa owowowowowowowow taking a break MY HEAD OW) Anon: “ what are you two whispering about? “ Steven: “ …easy for you to say…you haven’t been smothered because your mother went missing and your “family” thinks you’re your mom. And you haven’t been scolded because you fused in the middle of a ball…that you invited everyone to. “

(Back aaaaaand you’re gone lmao) Anon: “ …uhhh…explain…? “ Steven: “ oh, it’s nothing! Just talking about our favorite things! “

Anon: “ …seems legit. “ Steven: “ Hey Gold, wanna go and I dunno, shop for stuff around here? “ (Is it okay if I just sneak my fake brand in here,, 👀)

Anon: “ I’m coming with. You know that? “ Steven: “ aww c’mon, do you have to…? “

Anon: “ nghh, fine. But be careful, boys. “ Steven: “ yaaaaay! “

(Time skip?) Anon: * she waved good bye as the boys left the restaurant in the direction of the Mall. * Steven: * he waved goodbye to Anon, and went back to speed walking towards the mall. * (Where is Connie in all this? Being TaKeN To HeR FuNeRaL?)

[Time Skip: some sort of Jalapeño store…?] “ oooOOOOOOH! SAMPLES! You know what this means! “ * Steven bounced excitedly up and down. * (Lol every time- I make Steven such a c h I l d at heart)

“ FREE FOOOOOD! YAAAAY! “ * Steven barged right in, asking for samples. * 🌟V🌟

[Meanwhile…] Anon: “ …I’m lonely. Yay. “ Steven: * noms on a free sample of…mistakenly, the hottest jalapeño in the Trap’s brand. Whoops. * (Snsnnssnnsnsn)

(Timeskip?) * His throat began to burn in milliseconds- ahahajasgagaaaaaaaaaa- * (F in the chat for Anon all by herself)

“ AAAAAAAGHSAFGAGGAHSJSJAAAAAAAAAA “ * Steven’s mouth lit on fire. * ( s u f f e r I n g . ) [TimeSkip: After the jalapeño suffering. Location: Clothes Store.] “ ow…can’t believe those samples were so hot it lit our mouths on fire…worst decision ever. “ (Suuuuure Steven…)

(Don’t ever eat a Trap’s jalapeño, just don’t) “ Hey, you know what’d cheer you up? Hide and seek. “ * Steven put on a mischievous grin. *

(D o n ‘ t) “ hide and seek! Go hide, I’ll find you. “ (Sorry, got distracted)

(The only time size isn’t a weakness) “ 1…2…3…4… “

(I USED TO JUST ALWAYS HIDE IN THE CLOTHING CIRCLES WHEN I WAS A KID LMAAAOOOOOO) “ …7…8…9…10! Ready or not, here I cooooome! “ * Steven roamed about, making fun rawr noises. *

“ hmmmmm…I woooonder where they could beeeee? “ (YES. YES! CHILDHOOD WOOO)

(HAHAHAHAHA NO D E P R E S S I O N) * Steven looked in the rack Gold was in. * “ HAHA! found you. “

(YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS) “ Heh! Also, do tiny furry aliens like you wear clothes? Ever? It confuses me, why you don’t wear clothes and your…overprotective mom-friend does. “

“ Oooooh, guess it’s like you’re just not humanoid enough? Ehh, do you wanna get some clothes? “

(Timeskip? So many of these in this lmao) “ let’s go! “ +v+

(Oh yeah this be for you https://streamable.com/05vuag) [TimeSkip: After Clothes shopping] “ So Many cloooothes… “

(Eating a hush puppy while listening to parents talk and eat. While also still sort of cosplaying WiTHouT THe WiG) “ …where do we go now? “

(You wanted full context. You got full context) “ Wanna go back to your “mom” or…? “

“ I’m joking, dude. I know that! “ * Steven started to ramble as they headed back to Anon. *

“ you ever just realize I turned into a giant diamond man? And a pink Godzilla rip-off? “ * Steven’s rambling went off on a tangent. * [MeaNWHiLe.] Anon: “ …why do I hear rambling? “

Anon: “ oh! Hey gold- “ Steven: “ Hey Anon, how’ve you been? “ (🅱️ruh,, why did you watch me eat a hush puppy 5 times,, 😳)

(THEY ARE GOOD NO LIE- * Digitally ships you a hush puppy,, *) Anon: “ Oh! I’ve been lonely. “ Steven: “ well, no need to be anymore! “ ^^

(LMFAO) Anon: “ hey hey, try not to kill me there- “ Steven: “ Gold she can’t breathe. “

Anon: “ I can tell! “ Steven: “ soooo, what do we do now? Oh, also… “ * Steven proceeded to tell Anon about everything they did. *

Anon: “ oh, hooray! Now I don’t have to make you wear MY old clothes temporarily. “ Steven: “ What. “ Anon: “ what. “

Steven: “ …I’m not even gonna question it. “ Anon: “ …Corona, couldn’t get out of the house without a mask. I forgot to get more masks at Walmart and I ran out. “ (M yes, out of context talks with dad https://streamable.com/2zwaix)

(Samantha also explains how to say MEMEFRUIT in a lengthy thing) Anon: * She pat Gold’s head softly. * “ Did you have fun? “ Steven: “ Of course he had fun! “

(MEME, * heavy breathing * F R U I T) Anon: “ Alright! Well, shouldn’t we be going? We don’t belong here… “ Steven: “ aaaaaw, but you just got here a few hours agoooo… “

(Samantha also philosophies if RPing is indeed a subcategory of playing) Steven: “ just…stay for another day? “ Anon: “ …fine. BUT NO PROMISES. “

(True story, also I should get to getting rid of this makeup…) Steven: “ YAAAAAY! “ Anon: “ …I’m surrounded by a bunch of children… “

(Gn UwU) Both: “ yes you are. “