example: adani (the one who caused more sadness) adani’s so old and Jewish she attended Shakespeare’s bar mitzvah. adani’s so Jewish her tagline on LinkedIn is: “Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.” adani’s so Jewish and so lesbian at the synagogue they call her a HeBlew. adani went to Israel for a month to explore her Jewish heritage. she found out a bunch of new things about her culture. For example, did you know her Hebrew name is “Yeecchh.”

You all know adani is my first and most longtime friend I have. What you may not know is that she’s also the first and most longtime customer of ProActive Acne Systems. Good lord this is an ugly group of people. Holy crap, you know the crowd is ugly when we invited adani as eye candy. And adani you’re looking pretty rough this evening. adani looks like if sweatpants were a person.

Holy cow don’t look now but adani’s gotten hairy-er since we started this roast!

and here adani, if you see this spaghetti-speaker put this soap in your mouth to wash it.

please don't laugh at people having a bad day/night.