Daukius: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ****

Daukius: Is something burning? Olympus: Just my love for you. Daukius: Olympus, the toaster is on fire.

Onyx: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Nate: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Onyx, desperately, as Nate bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Nate: Oh! B positive. Onyx: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Nate:This quote is generated from https://incorrectquotesgenerator.com

**** I didn't delete the watermark thing-

Onyx: It’s dark in here Nate: Don’t worry dude I got this Nate: *Stomps their feet* Nate: *Skechers light up*

Onyx: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Nate: *chugs entire bottle* Nate: It’s perfume.

Onyx: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Nate: What if it bites me and it dies!? Daukius: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Nate, learn to listen. Soot: What if it bites itself and I die? Alex: That’s voodoo. Olympus: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Nate: That’s correlation, not causation. Soot: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Alex: That’s kinky. Onyx: Oh my God.

Onyx: Who the **** added me to a ****ing group chat? Nate: >:O language Daukius: Yeah watch your ****ing language Soot: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DAUKIUS THE **** WORD? Alex: 'The **** word'. Olympus: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Daukius: Oh my god they censored it Alex: Say ****, Olympus. Daukius: Do it, Olympus. Say ****.

Onyx: Diamond, can I talk to you for a second? Diamond: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Nate are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Onyx: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

Alex: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Soot: The cow??? Alex: What? Daukius: Soot, W H Y?

This because flashbacks Alex: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me Soot: Okay, but in my defense, Daukius bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Alex: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Alex: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Soot: *turning to Daukius* How tall are you?

*Olympus and Daukius skipping stones on lake* Olympus: It’s such a beautiful evening. Daukius, whispering: Take that you ****ing lake

Onyx: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Daukius: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Nate: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Onyx: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Nate: Absolutely not.

Daukius: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Onyx: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE ****IN’ STAIRS.

Daukius: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Onyx: What did you do? Daukius: Nobody died. Onyx: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Ok I'm done for now