Fazro: what~ Raymond: >////<

Fazro: awww~ Raymond: ~/////~

Fazro: a flip flop...? ^^ okay, but i kinda want...Raymond to hit me~ Raymond: *screaming inside* >/////<

Fazro: it’s happened before, i still want Raymond daddy to hit me~ Raymond: !!! I..I TOLD Y..YOU N...NOT T...TO CALL M..ME THAT!!

Fazro: hi daddy ray ray~ ^^ Raymond: ugh...now you’re calling everyone daddy ~/////~

Fazro: (HAZBIN HOTEL REF NOW) oh, harder daddy~ Raymond: WTF F...FAZRO?!

Fazro: or what~ *pulls ray on top of his body* Raymond: I’M OUT *vanishes*

Fazro: *smirks and kisses ray*

Fazro: *winks*

Fazro: *laughs a bit* I’ll help you up..daddy~

(>:3 heheheheheheheheheehehehehehhehe) Fazro: *sticks his tongue out like https://ibb.co/3kwq6zq* okay~

(HEHEHHEHEHEHEHE I SHIP I SHIP I SHIP >:3 I SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YOU AND.....EVERYONE THY LIKES HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEEHE) Fazro: who...you **** me~ (WHOA, FAZRO, WTF )

Fazro: *kisses ray again* (One, ikr, two, HEHEHHEHE)

(HEHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEH YOU LIKEY LIKEY!!! Also yep) Fazro: ^^

(XD and.....I SHIP SO HARDDDDD) Fazro: ^^ *gets up and helps ray up* heheh!

Fazro: all in the flirt ^^ (>:3 YESSSS)

Fazro: i would never attack someone (>:3)

(HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE) Fazro: *hugs ray* ^^

(HEHEHEHHHEHHEHEHHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHHEHEH I SHIP SO HARD) Fazro: you doin’ okay? I know i...um...was flirting, sorry about that.

(MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Fazro: okay, *hugs ray again*

(E, *gibs pillow* O.O) Fazro: ^^

Fazro: yea, ig so ^^

(Tis okie :3)

(*le gasp* OoO and *huggies* HUGGIES) Fazro: O//u//O

Fazro: ^^ okie dokie, anyways, i gtg. angel and Cherri are waiting, cya ^^ *vanishes into hell* (UwU)

(UwU UWUWUUWUWUWUUWUUWUWUWUWUWUU) Angel dust: aight, i’ma head out Cherri: you goin’ with that fazro flirt? Angel dust: yep! ^^ Cherri: drugs again, huh? Angel dust: YEP! And with how much drugs and alcohol he has anyways, he prolly gon’ die soon Cherri: and he’ll come, STRAIGHT to hell Angel dust: yea ^^

Angel dust: cya! *walks to a drugstore* heya faz! Fazro: sup ^^

(DaMN) ~a bit later~ Angel dust: *cracks up* are you drunk bro? Fazro: mmmmmmmmmaybe~ *hic*

(LEMME GET LE CHANCLA 🩴) Fazro: *boops angel* Angel dust: O//w//O

Angel dust: aight’ cya faz, ^^ *walks out* Fazro: ooookay, *walks out but also stumbles cause he’s drunk*

Fazro: mhm~ *hic*

Fazro: did..*hic* i ever tell you, *hic* who cute you are~? *hic*

Fazro: but, *hic* you’re....cutest~ *hic*

Fazro: *boops ray*

Fazro: *giggles* heheheh, okie dokie cutie~ *hic*

Charlie: yep ^^ w...what the hell happened to him O.O Fazro: heheheh~ *hic*

Charlie: oh O.O okay, come on fazro *walks with fazro to a room* now, get some rest boi Fazro: *flops on a bed* k *hic* *thumbs up*

(kk) Fazro: *falls asleep*

Fazro: *slips off le bed cause yes*

Fazro: *kinda having a nightmare, but sleeps anyways* (lol)

Fazro: *curls in a ball*

Fazro: *a stuffed animal just appears and he cuddles with it*

Fazro: *sleeping*

Fazro: *thinks of will, and wakes up scared* *looks around* ...

Fazro: *looks at ray* aww..... will: *throws a rock at the window* Fazro: ?? *looks out le window* .... *sees will* !!!!!!!!!! Will: *makes a motion, for fazro to come outside* Fazro: *shakes his head* no no.. *flops back on le bed* no Ò.Ó

Fazro: will...

Will: *leaning against a tree* what? Hey, you seen fazro?? Fazro: !!!! *hides*

Will: just....small talk Fazro: *whispers* no, pls don’t tell him

Will: aaaaalright....but if i find out you’re lying....he’ll be cryin’ soon ^^ *walks away* Fazro: *is literally scared*

Fazro: *has horrible flashbacks with will* >n<

Fazro: no no no, you don’t get it...just because he left now, doesn’t mean he’ll be gone forever...I have EVERY reason to be worried... ;n;

Fazro: he.....he doesn’t....hurt me......he........he.....*covers his face*

Fazro: *curls up in a ball and mumbles*

Fazro: n..no....he’s like a cockroach.....you can’t kill him...

Will: *looking at his pictures of fazro, that he took, on his wall* I’ll find you...and I’ll do the same thing i did to you when i first met you... Fazro: ...*gets up and hugs ray*

Fazro: thank you....for being there...for me....I promise...I’ll do the same...and...if you want, i can stop flirting for, however long you want Will: hey...

(XD okie)

Fazro: k... *smiles a bit* Will: it is....isn’t it...

Will: ik where he is....*laughs* Fazro: :3

Will: the happy hotel... Fazro: thx :3

Will: ik.... Fazro: ^^

Fazro: i....idk... 😅

Will: -w- wow, thx

Fazro: k ^^ Will: *takes a collar and leash*

Fazro: ^w^ thx *walks out* Will: ....*laughs*

Fazro: whiskey ^^ Will: for fazro...

Fazro: thx ^^ *drinks it* Will: heh...yep

Fazro: ^^ Will: *texts fazro, pretending to be angel dust* Fazro: *gets le text* ...?

Will: heh, *walks outside* fazro: ...huh...okay..*walks outside*

Will: hey..faz faz.. fazro: !!!! Oh shit Will: *laughs and is now infront of fazro* Fazro: *scared* i... Will: *puts the collar on fazro, and attaches the leash* Fazro: s...stop Will: I don’t think so, faz~ *kisses fazro* Fazro: *tries to get free* Will: you ready....to uh...make love? Fazro: n..no! Will: *laughs* Fazro: L...Let me go!!! Will: nope ^^ *vanishes with fazro*

(I’m not gonna put the....um....stuff...in....so.....yea.. O.O) ~few hours later~ Will: *brings fazro to an allyway* heh...that was fun.... Fazro: *crying* Will: *laughs* cya soon~ Fazro: *shakes*

Will: *vanishes* Fazro: *has whip marks on his body, and a black eye* y...yea.....i...*gets up and runs away*

Fazro: *cries*

Fazro: *shakes* p...pls d..don’t h...hurt me... >n<

Fazro: y...you .....d..did?? *wipes his tears*

Fazro: o..oh

Fazro: i....

Fazro: um....*crosses his arms* i....y...yea....

Fazro: u..um...*backs up a bit*

Fazro: ...i....r...right...*takes ray’s hand*

Fazro: t..thx Will: *is stalking fazro* *whispers* three....two..... Fazro: *kinda feels bad* Will: one... Fazro: *falls on his knees and covers his face*

Fazro: *tries to take off le collar* Will: *laughs a bit, makes the collar shock fazro and walks away* Fazro: >n<

fazro: t..thx

Fazro: :3 *hugs ray*

Fazro: ^^ Raymond: >///<

>:3 (funny thing, while i was drawing this is was like “huh, you know what, this is a good ship”) Fazro: *winks at Raymond* Raymond: O////O (But then, i was like “but Raymond’s asexual...how dat work” then I realized le ships of alastor XD)

Raymond: !!!!! O//////O *tries to break le kiss* Fazro: *pulls Raymond back and kisses him* (XD)

(XD tis okie) Fazro: u/////u Raymond: >/////<

Fazro: *stops kissing Raymond* hehhehehehe Raymond: >////<

Fazro: is that so Raymond ~ Raymond: I- 0////0

Fazro: *laughs a bit*

Fazro: *kisses Raymond again*’ Raymond: !!!!! O///O

(Okie, i got to admit, this is adorable XD) Raymond: *starts to give in* (OOOOOO) Fazro: U////U

Raymond: *kisses back* Fazro: U///w///U

OOOOOOOOOO!!! *takes pictures* >:3 Raymond: *stops kissing fazro* t...tell...n..no one...of this... Ù//n//Ú Fazro: what ever you say~ >:3

Raymond: no U//N//U Fazro: hmhmhmhm ^^

Raymond: *Gives you candy* there

Raymond: UnU

Raymond: ouo Fazro: *laughs a bit*

Raymond: you really like candy huh? ^^

Raymond: ^^

Raymond: loud, i can be louder >:) Fazro: can you~? Raymond: ACK!! N..NOT L...LIKE THAT!!!! (Now fazro just bein’ horns...)

Fazro: heheheh like..in a room....me and Raymond...alone Raymond: SAVE THE DETAILS!!! (*that one meme, “aight, i’ma head out”*)

Raymond: NOTHING, IT MEANS NOTHING O//n//O

Raymond: YEP NOTHING Fazro: ^^

Raymond: One, idk if google is good for that....and two...NOOOOOOO Fazro: *laughs a bit*

Raymond: c...cause...NoOOoo Fazro: hehehe

Raymond: i...it’s Fazro: what he means is....it’s inappropriate~ *kisses Raymond’s cheek*

Fazro: *laughs a bit* Raymond: GJHVBJJHDFJCGYJ

Fazro: *winks at Raymond* Raymond: !!! >///<

(Idk OuO) Raymond: i...i’ma g...go!! *vanishes*

Fazro: ^^

Fazro: you okay, b.m?

Fazro: what’s wrong??

Fazro: *hugs you*

Fazro: Ú.Ù i...i hope everything’s okay

Fazro: um...is there anything i can do to help??

Fazro: okay...*hugs you*

Fazro: *comforts you, or at least tries*

Fazro: hmmm,

Fazro: ...aw....*hugs again*

Fazro: wanna get coffee with me and panda? We’re going to Starbucks

Fazro: they have other stuff too, like cake pops

(Dammit....now i want cake pops ;w;) Fazro: ^^ *picks you up and walks to Starbucks and you both see me sitting with a whole lotta coffee* OuO hoi

*drinks coffee* :3 Fazro: *laughs* ^^ you two are fun to hang out with ^^ Thx *drinks more coffee* :3

Fazro: and loud ^^’ anyways, you want some cake pops, b.m??

Fazro: ^^ okay, you want all of em??

Fazro: k ^^

Fazro: anything to drink?

Fazro: mhm ^^

Fazro: ^^ *orders you your..........ALL CAKE POPSSSSSS* (idk why i said it like that)

Fazro: *gives em to ya* here you go ^^

Fazro: anytime ^^

*is still drinking le coffeeeeeeee*

^w^ Fazro: aww ^^

Fazro: *hugs you* adorable :3

Fazro: awwww ^^

Fazro: such a bean >w<

Fazro: awwwww! >u<

Fazro: *hugs you* so cute >w<

Fazro: awwwwwww!!!

Fazro: >w< *hugs you*

Fazro: awww ^^

Fazro: OuO so adorable!!

FAzro: awww ^^

Fazro: *hugs you again*

Fazro: also, I have.....a cookie

Fazro: yes UwU *gives you le cookie*

Fazro: i hope you like it ^^’

Fazro: that’s good ^^

Fazro: ^^ awwww

Fazro: so adorable >w<

Fazro: ^^

Fazro: ^^ ooh, wanna paint with us??

Fazro: me and crane are painting together ^^

Fazro: ^^ cool

Fazro: *takes you off his head and carries you, then walks to crane’s house*

Fazro: heya crane ^^ Crane: hi fazro and b.m!

Fazro: ^^ Crane: :3 okie dokie, Zachary is idk where he is, and i wanted someone to hang out with while he’s gone ^^ I’m glad you guys came :3

Crane: ^^

Crane: *walks to le living room* okie Fazro: *walks into le living room as well* Crane: there’s canvases

Fazro: stuff you paint on

Fazro: ^^ Crane: I has a bunch of paint :3

Crane: it’s edible paint too ^^ Fazro: huh. ^^

Crane: I don’t have “real” paint ;w;

Crane: huh, Fazro: *secretly eats his DrUgS*

Fazro: No, MINE *eats all of em* Crane: DaMn

Fazro: *chokes a bit* Crane: O.O

Fazro: I’m okay OuO Crane: BoI

Fazro: you okay, b.m?? Crane: ??

Fazro and crane: *hugs you*

Crane: aww..

Fazro: hmm...I think, there is......like, chicken?? Right Crane: mhm

Fazro: would you like something to eat?

Fazro: kk

Fazro: aww... *hugs you* Crane: ono

Crane: poor bean

Crane: *Hugs you*

Crane: aww..

Crane: anything i can do to help? Fazro: we *clears throat*

Crane: right, and, okie *hugs you* Fazro: *hugs you too*

Crane: here, i have a pretzel, um...and max is still here

Max: *trots over with his chewy* Crane: *gives you le pretzel 🥨*

Max: *wags his tail*

Max: *rolls on his back* Crane: aw ^^

Max: *gets up and licks thy face*

Max: *wags his tail*

Max: *he’s a happy, a happy dog, he’s a happy happy, happy dog*

Crane: max is always happy to see you ^^ Max: :3

Crane: cause, he’s your friend, and you’re his friend ^^

Crane: yep! Ain’t that right maxxy? Max: *wags his tail and licks thy face* Crane: I’ll take that as a yes!

Max: woof! :3

Crane: aww, you two are so cute Max: *HaPpY A HaPPy BeAno AnD DOg*

Max: *puts his chewy on your lap and sits*

Crane: he wants to play ^^ Max: :3

MAx: *wags his tail*

Max: *gets up and runs to it*

Max: *picks it up and trots over to you again* :3

Max: *licks thy face* :3

Crane: aww ^^ Max: *wags thy tail* :3

Max: *brings his blanket over and lays next to you* :3

Max: *gibs you le blanket and it is....FLOOFY*

Max: :3

Max: *gives you bacon*

Max: woof!

Max: :3

Max: *sniffs thy face* :3

Max: woof :4

:3*

Max: :3 *wags his tail*

Max: *thinks thy is a doggo now too*

Max: *has a dryer ball now cause yes*

Max: *gives it to you*

Max: :3

Max: woof :3

Max: :3

Max: *gives you a pancake cause...max has a pancake somehow*

(He’s a magic dog ig XD) Max: :3

(Yes UwU) Max: :3

Max: *looks at you* ??

Max: *lays his head on thy shoulder*

Max: *gibs you doggo comforts*

Max: *whines*

XD

XD

Fazro: okay ^^ Raymond: GVKHBOITYFGIYUTG

Raymond: w... Fazro: *kisses Raymond* Raymond: O////O

Fazro: ooookay~

Fazro: ^^

Fazro: heheheh okie ^^ Raymond: *still bushing*

Fazro: hhhhhello ^^ Raymond: *curled up in a ball, blushing still*

Fazro: I’m fine, darling ^^ thx for asking, wby? Raymond: >///< w...why fazro...be...so...flirty?

Raymond: i..ig so... ;///; Fazro: MhM