My crush after me confessing but he gay

My mom throwing A cereal box at me saying idiot because I couldn't catch it.

When someone doesnt know what google.is (Idk)

when I finish everything but my mom wants me to do something my mom:

When someone brings up a random topic right after joining a conversation but you were all talking about never talking about that topic

Sticks and stones can brake my bones but words will never hurt me *throws dictionary*

when siri dosen't understand u