ME HETALIA HEADCanond

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MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:12
LinkItaly pan
Germany bi
Lithuania bi
Poland gay i thinks maybe
Japan bi but like boys more i think .
Russia is pan methinks
China is just relly fliping gay
Prussia i think maybe asexual and pan IDK
Belarus bi
Hungary pan but like boy (her twink boyfrined austria
Austria is bi and like girls a little more but stil like boys like a fact got but also wants to pretend he only likes girls he in denial the river in egypt
Romano bi but like boys more maybe
France is freaksexual because he is a freak
England i think pan maybe idk
America bi
Liechtenstein lesbin i thinks.
I think that all i gonna do for characters rn but i has more headcanond boiii
MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:17
LinkOk so here is how they would react if they see a bug
Italy would be startled at first but put it outside
Germany would freak out because he likes to be clean and doesnt want bugs in his house but he wouldnt kill it he would take it outside
Japan would probably not mind and put it outside maybe
Lithuania would be scared a little at first but then just kinda observe it
Poland would freak out and get a hazmat suit and stuff
Russia would use an entire can of bug spray on it and then try to make it suffer in gruesome ways like pouring soap on it
China would freak out and stay like 3 million miles away from the bug
Prussia would freak out and stomp on it like 100 times even tho it already died the first time he stepped on it
Hungary would think its cute and try to show austria
Austria would freak out and run away and tell hungary to deal with it
Romano would yell at it for mot paying rent
France would freak out and call for England
England would freak out and tell France to kill it
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MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:18
LinkAmerica would play with the bug and trick it in different ways because he thinks its funny
Liechtenstein would just look at it and not do anything
MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:19
LinkI forgot about spain hrm. Ok well spain pan and also if he saw a bug he would wield a fly swatter like a lethal weapon
MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:25
LinkOk hetalia characters if they got the wrong order of food at resturant
Italy would ask the waiter nicely for a new dish
Germany would eat it and be polite
Japan would eat it an be polite
Romano would be really upset but when the server asked if he liked his food he would sheepishly say he did
Lithuania would pretend he enjoyed it politely
Poland would be really mad but wouldn't say anything and maybe take like one bite
Russia would aggressively stare at the server as they worked at other tables until they came over and asked and then he'd be all polite and tell them he didnt order it
China would be fed up and complain to the server like a karen
Prussia would demand the right dish but feel really bad after and leave a big tip and write a sorry and a frowny face on the receipt
Belarus would scream and throw a fit and probably throw the food at the server and get kicked out
Hungary would politely ask for a new dish
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MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:27
LinkAustria would complain to hungary and then she would have to tell the server he didnt order it and he would look all shy n stuff
France would passive aggressively ask for a new dish
England would eat it without hesitation or he would be made fun of for his cooking by literally everyone
America wouldn't care and eat it like a fatty
Liechtenstein would be scared and not say anything but also not eat it
MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:30
LinkSpain would ask for a new dish without hesitation but he wouldnt be mean about jt
MaxiTheNerd[OP]
23.06.2025 22:31
LinkIm thinking of more situations GOSH THIS IS SO FUN KICKS MT LEGS🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️