Talk to Edmond(+Luci) ig?
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Sam-xXAMTXx 
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12.08.2020
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Sam-xXAMTXx[OP]
12.08.2020 22:42
Link*edWaRd
Edward flips you off, not happy with your first thing.
Luci is a rubber chicken
Edward, being a stuffed wooden puppet, falls over. “Hey!”
Luci twitches, but is a rubber chicken
Edward huffs and rolls over, bending weirdly as he sits up. “Ugh. You *****.. what the hell?!”
Luci... is a rubber chicken
Edward flips his shit and goes to grab his legit only friend back-
Luci- Is so far still a rubber chicken
Jesus-
Chill the **** out, Chucky!
(I need to make me an evil version of myself mmmm yes*
Edward glares at you. “...don’t.. hurt her...”
(Oh boy-
Yes. Do it but like-
Don’t- don’t make me pull the card on you-))
(The ship card-
Cause like- my brain is in such a wrong place rn,,
.<.” )
Edward winces visibly. “Please be careful..”
Luci wheezes, she- she has a built in squeaker
(Yup-)
Edward reaches up and grabs Luci. “Let go...”
Luci’s foot jiggles a bit
Edward inhales sharply and huffs. “Depends on the material of the bat you bastard.”
No worries, you'll get first eye-view.
Do you prefer wooden, or metal?
Edward sighs softly and relaxes. “Meh.. either works I guess....”
Luci vibrates-?
“Mmkay..”
Luci twitches a bit and returns to rubber chicken status
(Wait but- EdWaRd is the size of a human being- Hes 6’4 that’s one massive case-
Unless it was the chicken that was put in the case- she’s just a rubber chicken.))
Edward winces a bit
((Oh. I see-))
Edward huffs and kicks the case open and rolls out, holding Luci, glaring at you slightly
Edward winces visibly and stays down. “..h-hah.. ha..”
Luci twitches
Edward gasps in pain and chokes a bit
Luci sits up and glares at you
Edward just lays there.
Luci ****ing runs at you, neck flopping wildly, pissed
Luci chomps down on your leg, she got like four inch fangs- I just- demon chicken
Luci sprouts large, black, clawed arms and grabs on. “SQUAWK”
Edward sighs. “..she’s overprotective..” he mumbles.
Luci just noms on your ankles
“She’ll give up in a bit.. don’t worry..” Edward curls up a tiny bit.
Luci digs her teeth in more
Edward doesn’t give a shit anymore honestly
Luci let’s go and waddles over to Edward and plops down and pats his head, removing the knife
Luci gives you this “I will kill you” look before returning to simple rubber chicken
Edward just lays there
Edward sits up. “Okay. So.. rubber chicken possessed by a demon.” He points at Luci. “Puppet possessed by same demon.” Points at himself
Edward shrugs. “You destroy me, I become one with the chicken and become a much more powerful entity. But I could kill you. So. Yeh.”
He looks confused and gets up and grabs Luci and stumbles after you
“Uhhh... my arms are literally rope. How the hell can I get tougher.”
“I..” Edward looks confused, then suspicious. “Okay. What do you want. You went from wanting to kill me to.. helping me? No one does that without an ulterior motive.”
“Dude.. I can’t kill people- it- god.. no... Lucis the violent bit- and don’t you dare hurt her or anything- but.. like.. I can.. try?..”
“So.. what now..?”
((So. Are we shipping these two or no
I’m sorry my moods still wonky lmao)
No no up to you lmao))
Confused puppet noises then he shrugs and sits on the floor and just kinda pets Lucis head, the chicken is still giving them this cold, dead, angry look
“Oh boy... I’m not.. good with guns.. got any uhm... well- actually I have my own weapons” he holds up the chicken (lmfao
He unzips the back of the chicken and pulls out a blacker then black knife
Edward stands up and walks over to him, knife and chicken in hand