Oscar: SHUT YOUR PIE EATING MOUTH god damn Oscar

Oscar: I didn't ask you if ya did *he grumbles some more*

Oscar: YOU LITTLE!! *he lunges at you* *Stanley barges through the door and holds Oscar back*

Stanley: Golly miss! what'd you say to him? *he brings Oscar to a recliner, where Oscar falls asleep with an angry face*

Stanley: Did you say anything after that?

Stanley: well you'll have to excuse Mr. Oscar he gets very grumpy before he's had his morning whiskey......well he's always grumpy but that's besides the point

Stanley: so how have you been Miss!?

Stanley: why gee bar fights sure are fun aren't they!

Stanley: .......oh

Stanley: well that still sounds fun!! I sure hope you get your nose all fixed up and whatnot

Stanley: why you are very welcome miss!