Calming music works for me, it soothes the raging thoughts of my mind and puts me into a state of rest That or chlorophorm works

Ah, ok

Bordom has sunk deep into my soul forcing me to adopt a use of more vocabulary to amuse myself, I am currently watching markiplier on YouTube Good show I say! Good show!

Yes indeed! A jolly good show that incorporates a form of comedy that I myself am very fond of!

Does my choice of vocabulary amuse you, because it sure as hell amuses me, I do d it funny to imitate a rich British asshole who golfs on Tuesdays Tut tut cheerio!

Oh do you now! Well I'll be sure to do it more often even though it may offend people Did you know that the Prince of England married an American? The only thing funnier would be if during intercourse she yelled "THE British is cumming the British is cumming!!!!"

And the queen of England will never ****ing die, she's older than a ****ing dinosaur's fossilized fart, and she can get away with everything! Why the hell isn't she drag racing and having the time of her life More than likely so that little Billy won't say to his father "daddy!! Daddy!! Look!! Grandma's on a jet powered car!!" Either that or she doesn't want to have to adjust her wrinkles every time she goes faster than 20 mph, like a bulldog

The guards probably have to keep a close eye on her not for protection, but so she won't bark at passing cars

Like the queen of ****ing England!!! She owns everything, she even owns the whales over at the shore of england!!! She be pimpin!!!!

Lol but I'm not even funny so yeee ^^

Yea, lots of people say I'm a hilarious person when really I'm just not

I guess

Oh noz u got me! Hahahaha

Preposterous! How would you ever even imagine of such a thing!!

To be completley honest as i write these abominations of comments i too can hear some british scum speaking!

What? Have i said something offensive?

Pshhh as if

I LOVE THEM!!!!! Italy is so pretty and they have amazing food and I've meet Italian people and they were so nice! They invited me to diner, and all I did was ask them for some sugar!

Though I am not British ......like at all

Yes, although one of them were very energetic about inviting me XD

And ok lol, I'm actually more german and Scottish than british

No no no one was like really quiet, the other was like yelling of excitement but when I came inside he talked normally

Lol yea Italians are really ****ing cool

SAME, and irish.....irish people are pretty dope too

I'm talking about the cool Irish not like the northern Irish peeps

No need to be so triggered XD

Well I'm sorry but the Irish people I've meet are really cool

Well your gonna have a wonderful first impression considering your ancestors

Ooooo! Do they go into a drunken rage?!?!?!

Your only irish if you drink gamison, (I know I'm smelling it wrong)

Well I guess I'm glad I'm not even a wee bit irish ^^

<3

;-;

U cut ma heart............cookie

Yus my heart..........cookie, you cut it in half

It's too late now

You killed It ;-;

But I made this one, it won't be the same Q^Q

*takes out a squirt gun* guess I'll go die ;u;

Wait.......what?? That confused me

But you said see you later

So........*eats another heart cookie* hmmmmmmm

*gives her another with a fancy C drawn on it with a turquoise frosting*

You ok?

It's a buttercream frosting, great on sugar cookies ^^ <3

*boop* >u<

Pfffft XD

Okeiii *eats another cookie*

Wat? :I

=_= *throws another cookie at u*

>//u//<

Oof my lil siblings are gone, FINALLY

*steps in a bear trap* yes yay for me ;u;

Nope =3

*points a squirt gun and shoots a bullet in his head* ?

Whaaaaaat? It's fake

Sorry I just have many deppressing thoughts of suicide

And joking about it is a way to help cope.............but it's not funny so I'm sorry

Yea.......

............my mom brought friends, but I'm too much of a loner to talk to them SHIT Uhhh........shit -_-

One of her friends brought her kids, who are around my age, but again I'm too deppressing to talk to them ^^

No =_= they just arnt really people I wanna be friends with

They only thing they talk about is tits (don't get me wrong, tits are a wonderful thing to be enjoyed by all, but when it's the ONLY ****ING THING YOU TALK ABOUT, it gets a bit annoying) they make cringey jokes, and they are annoying as all hell I don't know about u, but I'll pass

And with these books, I've already read the first few pages

Sorry XD

Lol XD

Wut?

Well come on man their tits! Everyone loves them! And don't give me crap about "girls don't like tits" Cause girls are just like spaghetti noodles, their all straight until they get a lil wet

It's true though (lenny)

I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey I can respect a good ass too

Yeee ^^

PFFFFFFFTT

T F F F P

Yay! *hugs and gives u another cookie with a C on it*

I have found thy kryptonite

*throws heart shaped cookies at u* >:3

*revives*

*eats a cookie* hiya

*boops*

Heh ^^

Yes you will *boop*

Your too cute to be feared

Ok your not too cute to be feared =_=

W e l c o m e

Y i p Y a p p e r R o o

Y u p

I wanna draw a chibi version of corey but I cant draw with my fingers ;-;

I have fat ass fingers that can't do shit This is the best thing I've drawn with my fingers

Psh, it looks terrible though!!!

But it's true, it's nothing like the actually good stuff I've done before

Grrrrrr =///=

I don't even know how to chibi I mean I know it's like this https://www.kisspng.com/png-chibi-anime-mangaka-drawing-cute-girl-769160/ But man that looks hard as fuk to do on corey

YES HARD AS A COCK IN THE BACK ALLY WAY OF A STRIP CLUB

Shit I give up already ;-;

His, it's like I have the image I want in my mind, but my hands are like "no **** you asshole, piece of shit, I ain't doing that"

Yes*

No but i wanna do it ;-;

I dont give a ****

.....why?

........... *boop boop, gives cookie*

.........*pets*

*sigh* typical nikos

NEKO NEKO NIIIIII K I'll die now that was pure cringe