so you work as a security guard at a factory, one night you catch these three in the factory after hours. Two of them look like animals. One of the has complete black eyes. what do you do next ?

Alex: I DONT GIVE A **** danny: Alex stop being an asshole puffy: i dont want to go to jail T~T

Alex: see puffy we're not going to jail danny: why THE **** DID YOU MAKE US DO THIS puffy: oh thank god

Alex: *scrasim* OH i am so sorry danny: ALEX ANSWER MY ****ING QUESTION puffy: my names puffy ,the cats danny, the angry one is Alex

Alex: OH YOU WANNA GO ***** CAUSE I WILL KICK YOUR ASS danny: Alex no puffy: sorry bout them. they are a handful Alex I AM OLDER THAN YOU PUFFY

Alex: SHIT PUFFY HAND ME A PIPE Danny:puffy Dont do it Puffy:ummm sorry miss *hands alex a pipe*

Alex: *whacks her wit da pipe* Danny:HOLY SHIT ALEX Puffy: ALEX OH MY GOD DONT KILL HER

Alex *gets up* Danny:HOLY SHIT. ALEX STOP Alex:MISS ARE YOU OK????!!!!?!

Danny: *grabs alex* NO Puffy: again I am so sorry for Alex Alex:hey . DANNY LET ME GO RIGHT NOW. Danny:NO and if you keep it up I am not gonna give you your five dollars

Alex: *screaming and being loud* Danny:we are so sorry Puffy: i like your hair

Alex. Sol can i stay I am trying to get so thing for a friend Danny: then why the he'll did you drag me and puffy in this. LOOk at him he is sleeping onthe ground. Puffy*sleeping on the ground *

Ok

Alex: how bout no danny: ok puffy: are we going to jail

Alex: NOT BEFORE I LEAVE danny:ok puffy.plz no

alex: my pronouns are they them danny and puffy: ok

Alex:the **** you looking at Danny: I am cat Puffy:AND I am an axoltl *smiles*

Alex: i Will do no such ****ing thing. Danny:Alex. Puffy : can we leave I am hungry

Kay

Alex:mmmmhh.how bout no Danny:eh sure puffy: please don't sends us to jail

Alex: non-binary person Danny:actually imma cat Puffy:AND I am an axoltl

Alex: or else what Danny: Alex stop being a ****ing assbole and just leave Puffy: uhh excuse me but are we going to jail

Alex:i don't have any. I am dead Danny: you can do it I embrace death with open arms Puffy: NO NOT MY ORGANS. ... Wait what are organs ?

All:no

All:oooooohh

Well we are gonna get out of here now so bye *puffy and alex*

Puffy: NO one Alex and danny: damn it puffy