got a sylveon too but who cares umbreon is the real star of the show here

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status wit

with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon.

i need sumth to watch anime on im so bored bruh

uugh so much to do i really cba

thx dude !

nah nah im not dissing it sylveon is cool can't compare to my boy umbreon though

I SPIT FACTS ALR I SPIT NOTHING BUT FACTS

THANK YOU BRUH !! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

iwant to not get a virus

me if u even care..... TwT