your choice of Smudge or Winter, idc which ill use

aight

Winter casually tries to fish, right beside coris boat. Winters boat is shabby. "cmon, stupid fish..."

"uhhh... yeah." for once she admits she needs help.

Winter just grumbles. "Its not MY fault Gwiazda forced me to buld my own boat.."

"Well, not technically. ive fished before but never built a boat."

"no, it just looks like one. Its a master ba- im not gonna finish that sentence... but no, its not a donut."

"Interesting. I havent gotten out of the house in days since we moved here, so i wouldnt know any."

"Awful... Like, 12 year olds?"

"Those ages are always terrible. hormones get to em." she messed with her shoulder pads. "so good to have these back."

"Smart." Their boat started sinking. "Oh ****,idont have any more spare duct tape."

"Please..." They were up to the knees in water.

"SHIT! MY MASTER BAIT-" (yes its an actual thing where she hails from)

"eh- just ignore that..."they grab the things and stuffs them in her bag.

they grab on tightly. "stupid small wooden boat... stupid duct tape..."

"Thanks... i owe you something."

"probably not the last, either... but seriously, i owe you something. we have a small bar at out house-"

"alright. we have plenty of drinks, Moe can make a bunch of good drinks."

"holy ****." she pulls out a plastic bag offreeze dried strawberry powder.

"Robby. eat this with your nose." she shoves the plastic bag at him.

"she said you can snort dust do snort it0"

Winter starts wheezing and choking. "GOD DAMN THATS WAS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEEEENN"

"im sorry, i just havent seen anything decently funny in what, a year?" (omg https://www.google.com/search?q=it+s+time+to+rejoice+behold+the+cheese+stick+has+returned&rlz=1CAOERN_enUS893&sxsrf=ALeKk01K7cGCpk8IxctNGc3wXsAU5wRfRQ:1586665523002&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjaw4DXheLoAhWSd98KHR09A-8Q_AUoAXoECAsQAw&biw=1310&bih=697#imgrc=W3-vZ_b3l8yUIM )

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"neat." she had stopped her spasm and was wiping tears from her face.

"i was laughing so god damn hard."

"i didnt say it was your fault."

"it does look good on yu."

"then see a doctor? they can give you a glass eye and fix your vision."

"youre- youre kidding."

"go. go ppark the boat. im taking you to a doctor, both of you"

"yes you need it you probably have 7 types of ebola"

"i dont care. you probably have covid19 and covid20

"dont make me get my sword"

grabs her ****ing pink sword that shoots rainbow cats

"i'll swim then"

"actually, i might fly."

"that sword isnt fancy, it cause complete and utter chaos. the cats are just heads- they haven no body."

"this thing murdered an entire flock of seagulls once. they stole my fries."

"aight."

sileent staring

"yes. yes it is."

"ewwww"

"i use 6-in-1."

"hey, it works as gas too."

"6-in-1 shampoo. real good stuff. whipped cream, soap, gas, shamoo, conditioner, and laundry detergent."

"i- i dont actually know."