one time my dad gave me his old hat and it smelled rancid so i washed it in the sink and the water was brown

yesterday i was wearing this ring that had a frog on it and i was kneeling on the ground by my friends desk and we were talking and i broke the frog and shoved the legs and eyes into the charging port in their computer

i literally have three its ok

im moving to nevada in like less than a week 💀

yeah also micheal aka ed sheeran died

he took a big shit when he died cause his muscles relaxed though he went out in a very honourable way i love him

no he had heart problems