"*carman just googling stuff*"
"Hey honey! What are you doing?"
"Our kid is actually sexually attracted to waffles."
"I blame this on you. You buy way too many eggos."
"GSHFHEHSGHFJGJRHFHFH👁👁💥💥💥💥💥"
"MOOOOM MY ROBLOX GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME AND GOT ME BAAANNED!!!"
"What did you get banned for?"
"....*kid slowly turns at the reason for ban being it's because of inappropriate behavior*... for saying cocknutbutter 👿🖕"
"Hey do you have a gf"
"No"
"Sits on ur lap and giggles and wiggles. Hey zaddy."
"I'm gay."
"Oh nooo I think I'm lagging,, oh nooooo,,, *leaves the game* "