- don't feed ace candy he's like a dog he will die he will throw up and his vomit will ruin the carpet forever - limited tv time or it hurt his lil eyes - don't let him sleep in the bed he will never leave and he'll slowly take up the entire space - the beanbag is his, he claimed that - he needs to be brushed or else he will look like a modly rat - don't forget to feed him again

- i should never let him watch the animal planet channel

what the hell is this shading ew

he'd love that, or he'd bite you and not let go at all costs depends 50/50 chance