10: Sandwiches cut HORIZONTALLY. Vertical is fine, diagonal is great, but you are a psychopath to cut it horizontally. 9: Zodiac signs. I’m not letting a bunch of STARS tell me that I make lots of friends. 8: Plain cheerios. It tastes like literal sawdust. 7: Pineapple on pizza. Specifically when you didn’t order any pineapple but you get some anyway. 6: Country music. It always sounds the same. 5: Paper cuts. Especially in 2020, when you need hand sanitizer to leave your house. 4: Sunny weather. No matter where I look, my eyes hurt. 3: Hot weather. I can’t breathe. 2: Mosquitoes. Those bítches are EVERYWHERE. 1: Dasani water. Do I even have to explain!?