Jade: *****- I SEE THAT SMOKE *kicks his balls because pissed off*

Jade: *drags green to medbay* why must it always be you..

Jade: *yeets green on a stretcher* I think it's kinda unfair. *he wrapped greens wound up with bandages*

Jade: aight, imma kick the shit out of red now. *speeds out and just kicks red repeatedly* >:(

Jade: nOoB

Jade: yOu dEsErVe iT tHoUgH.

Jade: if I could, I would shoot you in the balls too

Jade: says the one who shot green

Jade: you do it again and I'll do more than just kick your balls

Jade: >:D

Jade: you're the one who shot green, not me.

Jade: *continues kicking the shit out of red*

Jade: *kicking intensities*

Jade: *runs away*

Jade: *runs back and drop kicks him*

Jade: >:D

Jade: aight, bye. *walks away wtf*

Jade: *grabs a bottle with pills in it and just takes half of it and shoves it in his mouth*

Jade: *does tasks because hyper*

Jade: green you mk? *literally right behind green*

Jade: are you just stargazing?

Jade: mind if I join you?

Jade: *he sat down in another chair and started star gazing*

Jade: *he just blinked*

Jade: Well, we are in space-

Jade: Must be our lucky day I guess.

Jade: err- I'll be back. *he rushed out of the room in a hurry*

Jade: *he walked to medbay, and got a bag....then threw up in it ffs*

Jade: *he puts a box over his head and sits back down in nav*

Jade: Nothing, nothing. *Some weird holographic goo was dripping for some reason*

Jade: ......mmmmmmyyyyyy.. sisters slime! it got all over me while I was coming back because I was playing with it :D

Jade: But it is the truth. >:(

Jade: Well, even if it isn't I won't tell the truth.*he held onto the box*

Jade: *he let go of the box* g o o d .

Jade: * he just slipped something into his mouth because very much need*

Jade: *just sneaks out and walks back to medbay*

Jade: *he took the box off, wiped the goo off his face and just shoved more pills into his mouth. and then box the box on again*

Jade: AH- um- ...cosplaying-!

Jade: No, no it's not. stop accusing me of untrue things. >:(

Jade: Well, I'm BUSY.

Jade: you don't know that.

Jade: >:(

Jade: *puts pill bottle in a box*

Jade: *walks out of medbay and goes to storage*

Jade: *just sticks a pill in browns pocket secretly*

Jade: we all do. it takes forever.

Jade: anyways, good luck! *he proceeded to walk away*

Jade: *he just walked around, checking up on everyone*

Jade: *heads to security and looks at cameras*

Jade: whatthe****-

Jade: *VISIBLE CONFUSION*

Jade: GAH- Uh- hi, black.

Jade: Just looking for someone.

Jade: Pink. I have to have a discussion with her.

Jade: Nah, I'm good. but thank you for the offer. *he went back onto the cams*

Jade: *he gripped his stomach while looking for pink because oWiE* where the hell is she..

Jade: *gets fed up and actually starts looking for pink*

Jade: *looks at cyan* w h a t . . . ?

Jade: ....'kay. *continues searching. lmao*

Jade: *just gives up and flops on the floor* UaGGhhHhhh...

Jade: no shit.

Jade: none of your business.

Jade: well I don't want you in it, so **** off.

Jade: *groans, gets up, and walks away*

Jade: *walks back in security and brews coffee*

Jade: *walks up to cyan* want coffee? *S HOLDING A MUG WITH COFFEE IN IT*

Jade: kay. *slides the coffee up the box, drinks it, and walks away*

Jade: *he walked back in medbay, threw up in the same bag again, and walked out casually*

Jade: *kind of rushes to upper engine and sits down*

Jade: *continues drinking coffee and just shivers*

Jade: *eventually just starts taking a god damn nap*

Pink: *roaming around now smh*

Pink: *doesn't respond and just stares at cyan*

*all that could be heard is her raspy, dry breathing, and it's really ****ing weird*

Pink: *slowly walks away, very, very slowly*

Pink: *throws a book at cyan's head because he said that* ...

Pink: *she just started making hand motions because she's a ****ing weirdo* Jade: *SLEEPING INTENSIFIES*

Pink: *just drags jade by the leg with one hand and heads to security*

Pink: *ties jade to the chair in security and takes the box off* Jade: *literally just sleeping through this*

Pink: *smacks Jade across the face* ***** wake tf up. Jade: oW-

Pink: Jesus ****ing christ Jade, did you eat the ENTIRE BOTTLE? Jade: no- I put one pill in someone's pocket-

Pink: Jfc, Jade, How long ago did you throw up? Jade: *shrugs because he doesn't know shit*

Pink: *leaves Jade tied to the chair and heads to medbay* Jade: wait- you can't leave me here-

Jade: *flips the box back on his head and sighs* stupid *****, should'a never trusted her. Pink: *searches medbay for the throwup*

Jade: *leaves the room still attached to the chair (by rolling, since the chair has wheels) and explored*

Jade: *falls over* ****-

Jade: *pushes himself against the wall and gets back up, and then rolls around some more around the ship*

Jade: *yells* IF YOU NEED HELP AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS-

Jade: *rolls over to electrical* wait wtf, why are you tied to a wall-

Jade: oH- then... *pushes cyan with chair because tied to it and it's all he can do*

Jade: hOe.

Jade: *holographic goop just pops all over cyan* OW- oops-

Jade: OW- *more goop just covers cyan* I'm like a balloon right now, shut up.

Jade: *owing and goop covering cyan intensifies* not currently.

Jade: yeah, so stop stabbing me. Pink: *BURSTS IN AND KICKS CYANS BALLS* CYAN WTF YOU'RE RUINING IT

Pink: *YEETS BIBLE AT CYAN* ***** Jade: *VISIBLE CONFUSION* Pink: *takes box off jade and shoves more pills in his mouth*

Pink: *SHOVING MORE BIBLES AT CYAN AND SHOVING MORE PILLS IN JADES MOUTH* Jade: wtf stop-

Pink: how dare you, I wrote those mYsElF. Jade: *swallows the shit-ton of pills in his mouth*

Pink: nO *SINGS HALO THEME* Jade: what the actual ****-

Pink: *CONTINUES SINGING WHILE DYING BUT LOUDER* Jade: *tries helping green get doen from the wires*

Pink: *finally dies* Jade: *trying to untie the wires for green*

Jade: yUhP. *unties the wires ahah* Pink: *dead noises*

Jade: DON'T DO IT RED OR I'LL ****ING KICK YOUR BALLS

Jade: *slides over and kicks red in the balls*

Jade: >:(

Jade: you get ****ing paid? What are you, a hitman?

Jade: I can see why, but I mean, cmon man.

Jade: *tries to untie himself from the chair*

Jade: because pink likes to put experiments on me. This time it was pills, and I didn't want to ****ing do it. But she shived em in anyways.

Shoved**)

Jade: pretty much. -._-.

Jade: yup.

Jade: *continues trying to untie himself*

Jade: *casually stands up with chair still attached and rams red with the chair*

Jade: *literally ontop on red with the chair and doesn't move* I aint moving

Jade: good. >:D

Jade: *looks at cyan* you could just wear a box over your head without holes so you don't have to look at us.

Jade: and that's what soundproof headphones are for.

Jade: I have them.

Jade: aMaZOn-

Jade: no, just normal amazon.

Jade: *shrugs*

Jade: *just sitting there because ahah*

Jade: because I have a ****ing annoying child.

Jade: anyways, they're on the cafeteria table, where the button is.

Jade: sO wHaT-?

Jade: wh-

Jade: *CONFUSED NOISES* Mini crewmate: *bites the shit out of cyans hand*

Mini crewmate: *hissing noises* Jade: green, now would be a good time to try escaping those wires.

Jade: *jumps once to make sure red is still down*

Jade: ah, you're still there. Sweet.

Jade: *sitting intensifies*

Jade: as it should.

Jade: sweet. Now can you untie me? ;w;

Jade: thanksies. *picks up chair and throws it at red because yes* red, you better stay there or I'll do worse things than this.

Jade: aight let's go. *speeds out of electrical*

Jade: *tackles cyan and punches the shit out of him* >:(

Jade: *stops, grabs his child and speeds away* Mini crewmate: *wtf look*

Jade: *puts child in a box* I love my child but it's annoying as **** Mini crewmate: *VISIBLE CONFUSION*

Jade: good. *crosses arms* I taught my child self defense.

Jade: >:D

Jade: says the one who actually IS one. White: *appears out of nowhere*

Jade: sorry not sorry. White: wtf is happening

Jade: DID NOT- White: *stares at cyan and jade back and forth*

White: wtf jade? Jade: IT WASN'T ME WH-

Jade: no, I was tied to a chair half the time and the cuts are from you, stopping MY CHILD from calling a meeting. Stupid *****. White: *doesn't know who tf to believe*

Jade: THOSE ARE FROM- TCH- GUAAAAHHHH *frustrated* White: I dunno, both of those stories are pretty believable.

Jade: NOT TO THE POINT WHERE I'D ****ING WANT TO KILL HER! White: I mean, you do kick eveyone in the balls if they do something bad, so I wouldn't be surprised if you actually did kill pink-

White: nah, he doesn't hate me that much. Jade: *angy short person sounds*

Jade: No u. White: I'm not voting anyone yet-

White: I'm not going to, I need more evidence to see who's innocent. Jade: *yeets a pencil at cyan*

Jade: ****ING ***** OF A DEMON- White: jAdE, nO, sToP. CoNtRoL tHe aNgY-

Jade: *attempts to charge at cyan* White: *holds jade back* woah there bud, you're not that strong.

White: he has anger issues. Jade: >:(

White: that he has anger issues? Jade: I'm about to beat this ***** up-

White: whatever. I still love him, therefore I won't vote him. Even if he is the impostor Jade: *wtf look*

White: *lets go of jade* 'kay. Jade: *literally just kicks cyans balls and punches him*

Jade: >:( White: *literally just watching*

White: that may be so, but hey, what can ya do? I'm allowed to love. Jade: *punches cyan in the face* mother****ing *****-

White: *pushes jade away* I think that's enough. Jade: *falls over* oW

White: *stares at cyan* Jade: *gets up*

White: *he laughed a little* Jade: *wtf look*

White: your face is killing me, it looks so serious! Jade: I'm-

White: *he continues laughing* Jade: *snickers a little*

White: omfg why do I find this shit funny HHHHHHHHH- *WHEEZING* Jade: this is some weird shit-

White: *continues laughing to the point where he can't breathe*

White: *he's still laughing wtf* Jade: oh shit-

Jade: I don't think so- it would have an effect on all of us- White: *calms himself down and clears throat* sorry, I just find that stuff extremely funny.

White: *he nudged cyan because big hands*

White: *he nudged cyan again with his huge af hands*