Name: Absolut Sex: Female Height: 5ft 6in (she is the same height as me rn irl) Likes: Bourbon, Shade, The cold north, flirting, and the Snow/Ice Dislikes: The hot weather... Description: She is one of the only reasons why Bourbon has not killed Shade and she will gladly help out with the heavy lifting things like logs you know, and she loves her axe but doesn't always carry it on her...

Ight ima go to bed now cause it is 2:30 am so gn

I forgot her age is: 28

Absolut: no I'm fine that's just how my legs bend is all

Absolut: how am I sus?!

Absolute: grrrr

Absolute: >:T

Absolute: grrrr

Absolute: hi!

Absolute: so how are you guys?

Absolute: I'm doing great and good that your good!

Absolute: :3

;-;

I like the cold

It's nice that's why :^

Weakling-

you sure about that?

try me!

I can mange ;-;

Hmm?

probably not-Bourban can tho!

Somewhat he is a custom to the heat

no-

NO-

Absolute: BOURBON! Bourbon: *walks in shivering* yes?

Bourbon: I don't like the cold alright ;-; Absolute: yea he likes the hot weather-

Absolute: :^ Bourbon: what?-

Bourbon: *growls* Absolute: *hugs Bourbon*

Bourbon: *stops shivering* Absolute: I am warm *still hugging Bourbon*

Bourbon: >:T Absolute: how so?

Bourbon: Am I a joke to you?- Absolute: :^

Bourbon: I- Absolutw: ...

Bourbon: sperm whales dive to the ocean floor :T Absolute: yep they find giant squid and eat them whole

Bourbon: true but they dive the deepest out of all whales Absolute: mhm

Bourbon: ? Absolute: no not at all

damn)) Bourbon: holy shit- Absolute: damn-

Both: what's wifi?-

Both: *bamboozled*