Hey! I'm looking for a guy named Dave! Me: Dave's not here man! Stop being stupid! I want to talk to Dave right now! Me: DAVE! Dave! Someones calling for you! Nah man, Dave's not here man! Are you joking!? Explain why you don't let me talk to Dave right now! Me, in a serious tone: Dave's NOT here man! WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? THIS IS HIS NUMBER! GET THE **** OFF DAVE PHONE!!! Me, in a different tone: Yeah, Dave's here. See you later man! jkjsefioeiofiouhbvu THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE DAVE!! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE- *Hangs up on him THE END