Clyde: yay

Clyde: i did it :D

Jack: *gets up* Clyde: PEE PEE DOO DOO KAKA

Jack: *slaps clyde and roblox death sound effect appears*

Jack: hi im not dead i was waiting for you to turn normal :o

Jack: and you are... half normal?

Jack: welp lizard/dinosaur skin is resistant to heat so go eat a moldy bagel

Jack: uh ok umm idk what to do *kiss*

Clyde: *jaw drops*

Jack: uwu

Jack: seems like you managed to burn me because YOU ARE SMOKIN BABY

Jack: welp i got a clyde to kill again so bye <3

Jack: oh he jumped into a volcano welp

Clyde: wheeeeeeee

Clyde: *burns a slow death*

Clyde: *but not ded*

Jack: welp that's one less worry

Jerry: *flies over*

Jerry: meep

Jerry: *makes jack evil because alien* Naughty boi Jack: *silently pulls out knife*

Naughty Jack: *winks and charges at*

Jack: *stabs self because of love uwu*

Jack: jerry you're grounded

Jack: *looks at arm* <_< jerry you're grounded 4 life Jerry: *angry meep*

Jack: *kicks jerry to whatever planet he was born on*

Jack: jerry be naughty ever since i gave him 3 scoops of ice cream instead of 4 :(

Jack: *pulls out pokeball bc why not* sobble is good boi tho

Sobble: *does cute*

Jack: sobble is cute

Sobble: *uses hydro pump on jack*

Jack: Of.

Jack: FREAKIN.

Jack: COURSE

Jack: *puts sobble in ball*

Jack: breath fire on me please

Jack: im wet

Jack: yeah you concerned me once i took 1 first look at you uwu

Jack: :)

Jack: are you a fence because i cant legally get over you

Jack: because i lob u

Jack: le gasp

Jack: *hug*

Clyde: *slashes jacks neck out of nowhere*

Jack: le gasp (again)

Clyde: I AM A DOG UNDER A LOG UNDER A TREE

Jack: *silent*

Jack: *falls onto knees and soon the floor*

Jack: *throat is cut*

Jack: *so cant talk*

Clyde: *gets chopped in half* you son of a *ded*

Jack: *puts hand on neck* clyde 6 feet wth

Jack: *looks at hand* how the heck did i just talk

Jack: wait im dead im deaaaaaaaaaaaad :(

Ghosty Jack: I- i didn't- i can't die yet-

Jack: I JUST CANT. *dives back into body*

Alive Jack: *gets up*

Jack: *picks up maxi and walks home*

*hours pass*

Jack: hi <3

Jack: *robotic voice* you have saved my life i am eternally greatful

Jack: thanks doe

Jack: I lob u

Jack: oh well i said i lob u and u said i lob u 2 and then clyde came out of nowhere and slashed my neck and you chopped him in half with your axe and i died but went back in my body and took us home because you fainted

Jack: so, uh im colorblind now :D

Jack: what color is that wall *points to the green wall*

Jack: 1, my dad is a dinosaur and died millions of years ago, 2, that wall is brown to me.

Jack: my mommy is snek and my dad is dinosaur idk how im human

Jack: me house

Jack: jk im not colorblind lol

irl Jack: i dont wanna remember that for every crappy wwyd i do

Cartoon Jack: hol up

Jack: *kiss*

Jack: okie you can go now <3

Jack: *inside head* i feel like a kiss from her would be a lick

Jack: *checks wallet* wait why is moth in wallet

Jack: welp <3

sonic: *boosts* cube: *tries dodging* cubic: oh i have a fire shield already.