:3

hehehehehehehe

HAHAHAHA your mine now- get in the van

theres no going back now >:3 get in the van my child

*chucks candy at u* "we're going to mc donalds... AT 180MPH"

*about to slam on the petal* "... your buckled, right?"

*slams on petal to go over 180mph to mc donalds*

*crashes through the mc donalds play place window and puts the car in park* "do what?"

you know it ;) *slides down the kiddie slide to go to the front counter area*

"what do you want from the menu baby?" :>

"anything else?" :>

*buys a l l the fries with business debit card* :3 "do you want to eat here or somewhere else?"

:D "off to Disney land we go" *steps out the front door instead of going back to the van*

"now wheree did i parkkkk" *looking around*

"ah, there it is" *starts walking to a tree with a giant black limousine stuck in it* :3

"i dont know how i keep forgetting where i park my vehicles"😅

(it zooms out and theres like 5 other black vehicles in a bunch of random spots lmao) "you stay there" *starts to climb the tree like an acrobat of some sort*

*drives the limo straight down the tree and rolls down the window* "its a bit hard to get in a limo while its vertical but i think you can manage" ;)

"you in now?"

*transforms limo into a hover limo* "buckle you and your fries as well"

ha ha ha ha

... momi just loves you enough to adopt u

yesss

muhahahahaha

😗 u gonna sign them?

*evil laighter*

hehhehehehe

:>

>:3 it has been done- get in the van

*chucks candy at you* "enough for you to have a cavity on each tooth" >:3

"buckle up now kid, we're going somewhere you'll like" ^^

*slams on the petal to go 180mph to mc donalds*

*crashes through the mc donalds play place window and puts the car in park on top of the playset* :D

:0 my first special ed child... i shall protect

"hush my autistic baby- i shall teach you what is edible" ☺️ *gives le hug*

"hello drunk, im your new mother" ^^

"ah, your last name is crest now- no longer literally- for i have adopted you"

... i will teach you grammar soon child, you dont know what your saying uwu

hush ,my child you can stop working at grammerly for a living- let us go to the shady van ;)

*pats u on the head* "such a cute made up language"

"hush- i dont speak gibberish"

...kid, are you ok?

...you could have just said silicosis- do we need to go to the doctor?

"alright bb, do you want to go to mc donalds?"

"...to the time traveling taxi i guess" :D

alright then *gets into taxi that appears out of nowhere* "come on in child"

"hehehehehe"

"just get in"

"vroom vroom" :> *steps on the petal*

"yay"

"oh"

...

*drifts to mc donalds*

*crashes through window and puts the taxi in park*

*casually steps out ontop of an employee* "so what do you want from here?"

"okie, anything else?"

*orders then turns to you* "they said its gonna be a while" :>

yes, but mc donalds has to somewhere modern or futuristic or else you dont have the full menu, we'll go to 1955 after lunch

*sits at a table*

"patience"

of course- and sorry i left you in a cardboard box at Disneyland last year, that was my bad :>

of course i do :) it was unintentional, but better that me losing you like how i lost your brothers and sisters- last seen in the walmart shopping cart 😢

"im your mother" >:3

"... do you want mc donalds?"

ah yes to the chicken eating cow place

yum

:3

HAHHAHAHA get in the van my child

*gets in and drives at 180mph*

*crashes through the mc donalds play place window and puts the car in park*

*opens the door for you* :3

"be careful not to fall" :> *currently on top of the playplace*

*slides down the kiddy slide*

"what do you want to order" :>

get in the van baby child :3

"are ya buckled?"

*slams on the petal and goes 200mph*

*crashes through the mc donalds play place window, landing on top of the play set and puts the car in park*

"i'll teach you how to drive later"