When ur sibling says they are gonna shoot up the school, but ur homeschooled

A kid asks his mom: what is dark humor? The mom: see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap. Kid: but mom you know I’m blind... The mom: exactly

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo... cus then it would cut itself

Kid: will u visit me when I get out? Nurse: nah, I don’t like cemeteries