Giant moth vs lizard king

Sounds pretty heated

O_O how does one ****ing sting a demon made of fire?!

Agreed! Rest in peace mothra

o-o thats not a good thing is it..?

Uh oh-

Rip-

HOW-?!

EXPLAIN GOOD SIR

I want to give ill and yivet a pet of some kind

If you want to sure!

Should ill and yivet have a bearded dragon?

What would they name it?

Yes- Yivet: ... Smog why are you on my head

Yivet: i have a dragon for a hat it seems

Yivet: ... He needs a tiny sombrero

The only time I'd feel bad for odin is if he meets akumu and has to talk to her

Please tell me they killed him..

Thanks satan!- ... That sounded better in my head. But lets face it deity or not pity the fools who anger akumu

Akumu: ... That is unfortunately true

I found a site that turns your art into plushies. Its not cheap but i wanna do it

$70-$80 since it's a chibi comission piece If i do it it'll be of either zelda or akumu

Idk.. I'll have to double check the site after my zoom class

I dont think its $20.. But chibi plushies of ace and akumu-

Shut up and take my money website

Helix: ... I still dont exactly have an offical human form design. 0_0 ****-

What are they doing?

Do they not realize that its giving you two anxiety?

Then why are they continuing

Thats good.. i hope they dont do it again

Question: who all has a humanoid pet or has been mistaken for having a humanoid pet?

Idk if we count helix and scotch in that bubble

Its more of a who owns who situation.

Ohaiyo!

It was the this old lady is suing ALL the gay people -_-

And that trial happened months ago!! ... If hes in town im asking my dad if i can break social distancing and slap him for that

... thanks shadow -_-

Also replace months with FIVE YEARS. Here's a link to the story. Its actually kinda funny in a shes a petty woman way https://time.com/3848666/nebraska-woman-sues-gays/

Yeah. I think she lost the lawsuit. I applaude her for reaching a new level of petty

Agreed... ..helix calling scotch: scotch whiskey-

Helix: the best kind.

Riley: welp that makes two.. what is with frost giants and getting adicted to their pets

Riley: its hella weird. Like.. theyre just humanoid creatures. Why do you place them in a position of pet and or s- Kiequel: i dont even get it and i am one

Kiequel: but still .. if what timora said was true that thing is the equivalent of a human keeping a wild animal that could kill them

Kiequel: same goes for scotch too helix. Its ironic though since theyre small and look relatively harmless

Helix: trust me i know 0_0 he threw me into a wall once. It was terrifying Kiequel; ... The actual question is WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO AND PICKING SUCH DANGEROUS SIGNIFICANT OTHERS/PETS

Helix: hes not rabid. He's just a miniature hulk Kiequel: o-o' ... And how is the guard dog? Riley: tiny hulk- yes

Helix: he turns into a dragon like creature if he gets enraged enough 0_0 and he is going to wreck my shit Kiequel: thats good.. at least shes settling in well. But what was the shouting i heard earlier about?

Kiequel; ... Was it the pink dragon one?

Kiequel: ... *Sigh* why did you dress her up like a strawberry dragon? Helix: scotch calm down!-

Riley: o^o uh oh Helix: 0_0 im sorry!!! Kiequel: ?!

Riley: HELP!! Timora: what the hell- SCOTCH?!

Riley: DUDE I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT!! Timora: SCOTCH DROP HER

Riley: ?! Timora: i didnt mean throw her.. what the hell caused this?! Helix: i said i was sorry!!

Helix: i just carried him here

Helix: there was some flirting and i may have pinned him against the wall but i didnt mean any harm

Helix: i said i was sorry!- Timora: just FIX IT YOU TWO

Helix: YEOW!! WHERES HIS BROTHER?!!

Helix: SCOTCH IM SORRY!! O_O (Honestly same-)

Helix: THAT DIDN'T WORK!!! loki stop recording this you.. YOU POPTART- LOOK OUT!!

Helix: ... Do you want one scotch?

Helix: o-o .... *Offers up the poptarts*

Helix: .. better? o-o' Kiequel: -_-'

Kiequel: ... Helix will get back at you for filming that you know

Ohaiyo!

How are you? -w-

Why did the fish have legs o-o that i will never understand

(⊙_◎) if that thing was real i would never go swimming again

I hope so.. that things terrifying o-o

Meep o-o

Scholar next time PLEASE DO IT YOURSELF

Or invent some defensive items!

Watch they'll try to keep one as a pet-

Why doesnt the scholar do that instead

Oh- 0_0 how good is the capture net?

I hope it works..

How small o-o

Aww... But i wanna catch some of the giant monsters game! X3

Yes- This is sammy. He likes goldfish crackers and afternoon naps

Idk why but for some reason im just in a goofy mood this morning x3

You know that cat video of two cats at the top of the stairs and one starts to go down only to get pushed down the stairs by the other cat? Sammy no-

Damian is the cat getting pushed down the stairs

Damian; are you sure this is a good idea-

Damian: *grab* if im going down im taking you too- uh oh- *CRASH*

Damian; 😵 Kiequel: what the hell- ... What did you two do

Riley: push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it.. giving him a nudge. Damian: ... -_- Kiequel: anything broken?

Kiequel: what was that- Damian: im good-

Kiequel: o_o ....

Kiequel: ... Loki dont feed damian to zextrils pet please

Kiequel; .. what is he? Damian: last time we did it you let fenrir try to eat me -_-

Kiequel: o-o ... Should i ask timora and josh if he can stay..?

Kiequel: I'll look into it.. timora has been kind of stressed lately

Kiequel: .. my reaction exactly when you know who was turned into a pie -_-

Timora: what- o.o .. who's pet

Timora: o-o' ... Well.. given what has happened of late a new pet would probably be nice

Kiequel: that's great... Now what do we do about the one who turned his last pet into a pie. Do we let him find another?

(#kiequel needs sleep-) Timora: i dont know.. that was a bit of an extreme reaction. Kiequel: ... Im going to take a nap

Damian: ?! 0_0 Timora: o-o

Damian: o-o ... Good boy -w- wonder if he'll like eating trickster Kiequel; *out on the couch with headphones on*

Damian: :3 perfect

Damian: think you can fit your head through the window sammy?

Damian: o-o ok yeah thats not gonna work.. you did good though buddy Zelda: ?-

(now this could go any number of ways... Which way will it be this time) Damian: ... *At the window* 0-0 uh

Damian: ... Who's the chick? *Watches zelda deck loki from behind* ... Thanks?

Damian; *totally didnt film it* x3 Zelda: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR PANICKING BEACSUSE I DONT KNOW WHERE THE **** I AM Damian: i like this one

Damian: *falls in through the window laughing* antartica- *wheeze* Zelda:....

Damian: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING HORSE ****ER Zelda: o-o'

Damian: *shuts the window* o-o i think that scared more than just sammy Zelda: ... *Double checking if she has her hidden knife*

Danian: ... Kiequel is going to kill you o-o and i didnt do anything!! Kiequel: *somehow didnt hear the yelling and is getting a snack*

Damian: on it but im just saying.. mom aint gonna be thrilled o-o Zelda: ...sore. but not unbearable

Zelda: .. Damian: when you got turned into a cat and went bonk into a mirror.. KIEQUEL! Kiequel: *mid bite of a snack* . . .

Zelda: *not so much stubborn as not wanting to be touched-* Damian: sorry- uh.. loki needs help with something upstairs Kiequel: .. on it +_+

Kiequel: ... Damian said you needed help?- are you managing well?

Kiequel; I can see that *trying not to laugh* vicious one arent they

Zelda: .. Kiequel; ... Not much for talking

Zelda: .. what do you think -_- Kiequel: ... Where did you find them?

Kiequel: did something get to her before you .. looks like shes been in a nasty scuffle..

Yivet: what exactly did you find when you found her. Were there any signs of a fight?

Yivet: whoever attacked must've left in a hurry.. Zelda: .. i was jumped

Zelda: not really.. but it was some sort of demon. High ranking going by the amount of magic he used. made quick work of my shield spell..

Zelda: ..moreso than any that ive worked with in the past. Kiequel: how were you able to cast your sheild spell? Zelda: ..soul magic

Kiequel: but why would ill jump her?

Zelda: .... Kiequel: -_-

Kiequel: should we bring timora in on this?

Zelda: (´-_-`；)

Keep artemis away from the fish with legs

Artemis: ?!?!

Artemis: JOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Artemis: WHO CARES WHO IT CALLED WE HAVE A GIANT FISH PROBLEM!!

Artemis: ITS A FISH. FREEZE IT OR ELECTRICUTE IT!!

Artemis; ?

Artemis: is it dead?

Artemis: you heard em!

Artemis: hey watch it- Sheik: ...*computer shit*

(aka sheiks trying to not cuss out her pc and break it)

Artemis; thanks for the save..

Artemis; we werent expecting them

Artemis; we just came here for a cat

Artemis; yes?!

Artemis; where can we find them?

Artemis: no?

Artemis; +_+ great

She would get mobbed by smols-

Not sure.. but i dont intend on her having any sort of reform arc

A switch of sides more or less. I dont plan on kumari ever really coming around to timora or zecoras sides

Dude.. Hyenas can loaf like housecats. I also have some serious angst/whump planned soon

Timoras gonna pull a nope and teleport her there cause panic

Thats basically what happened. Josh may need to help calm timora down for a few minutes after

Artemis: do you even know what simp means?

Artemis: *inhale* rose im gay -_- Timora; who summoned me and what for- ?

Timora: .. what exactly? Zelda: o-o

Kiequel: (ー_ー゛) thats not a kitten. At any rate shes feral. Timora: kiequel please lighten up

Timora: ... Yes. (´-﹏-`)

Timora: im surprised she didnt find this one.. despite her attempts one chimera still survives. Kiequel; ?

Timora: a shadow chimera.

Timora: i was responsible for their creation.. and zecora and my mentor i thought had killed them all

Timora: .. keep her hidden please.. WHO IS IT JOSH?

Timora: ... Listen miss if youre looking for.. a- ... You're supposed to be dead

Timora: zecora more than myself. You forget who was older o-o ...what are you doing here

Timora: i can assure you. Its being dealt with o-o'

Timora: ... Absolutely not *congrats kumari you got teleported to god knows where* ... *Heads to the couch and curls up on the left half looking very much panicked*

Timora: ..thank you Kumari: ?! Artemis: uh... Sheik; ... VIBE CHECK

Sheik: ... I spaced out and that was the first thing that came to mind Kumari: ...im just as confused as you are (Kumari straight up broke timora there-)

Kumari: .... My name is Kumari Sheik: ... *Sneak takes a pic and sends it to zecora. Text; hot anime waifu arrived via portal. -_- names kumari*

Sheik: *wat- y?* Artemis; ... Sheik: im sheik, thats artemis and rose ...

Sheik; *so... eidocide or at least near eidocide.. didnt flagger say something to akumu about shortie bein one?* Did you not see the portal appear and deposite her?

Sheik: mood honestly.. but yeah safe to assume shes from the same realms as the three of us Artemis: ....

Artemis: ..? Oh. Yeah.

Sheik: cmere buddy Artemis: ..she does look familiar Kumari: o-o

Artemis: eh sure. I could eat Timora: ....

Kumari: its kumari. ..and that does sound like a good idea

Sheik: maybe learn some more about purple haired chick.. (I found a tumblr thing that made my brain go: josh joins a group chat with kiequels "children" and timora. It goes down the line of them saying hi dad and then timora sends: daddy ;3 and josh just leaves the chat after that-)

Sheik: *doesnt see a problem with it* Timora: *text zecora: normally I would not do this but kumari came by here. Please kill me*

Timora: .... (;ŏ﹏ŏ)

Kumari: .... Thats a cat?

Timora: *shes after lokis new pet..* Kumari: o-o they remind me of bakenekos

Kiequel: ... Josh who was at the door?

Kumari: o.o Sheik: o-o he may give gold a run for her money-

(apparently i have enough hair to French braid. This is a first) Artemis: 0-0 my compliments to the chef

Artemis: uh.. I'll have what shes having o-o Sheik; surprise me. ... Whats the wifi password?

Sheik: .. nevermind Kumari: dont ask me.. i don't know o-o

Kumari: later. Im not hungry Sheik: *text zecora: kumari doesnt know what wifi is halp*

Artemis: smells delicious ^-^ Sheik: *muffled thanks to a scortched tounge* thanks!- that is hot- .. o-o

Artemis: say what now?

Sheik: what's that?

Sheik: just send a bard in. Artemis: really? Sheik: what? Runnin out of sarcastic quips today Kumari: how..pissy?

Kumari: let me come help deal with it

Kumari: that wont be nessiary. I have my own

Kumari: no. The fear of heights is irational. The fear of falling however is not

Kumari: yes. Sheik: braver than shortie thats for sure-

Kumari: ?! Sheik; wish zelda was here.. she'd love it here. And want 20 of the palicos. Kumari: ... Who is she? Sheik; close friend.. she went missing earlier today

Kumari: ?!- Sheik: ... Zecora said not to trust kumari. Apparently the chick was her and timoras mentor abd was also responsible for the near extinction of the shadow chimeras. But that was an extremely dangerous race. Why would zecora not want us to trust her? She could help us find zelda

Sheik: yeah. I think she likes whats her name. (Why can i see timora arguing for some custody over zelda after this?)

(oh my god yes- timora needs some custody. Like how most kids with divorced parents spend time with both parentals) Sheik: yeah. What do you think? Possible?

(afk) Kumari: o-o yes

Kumari: it.. startled me

Ohaiyo! ^-^

Kumari doesnt know what to do with this.. its unclear if she'll actually mind control her or not

Definitely. Would she take ash up on the offer to sneak back and check on the aftermath of what happened?

Kumari might not attack for some time if she thinks the chimera died of its injuries

Or is moved to a place she wouldnt risk attacking

Which she doesnt know how to deal with. She doesnt want her dead so she cant exactly punish her. Kiequel is about to wreck someones shit

An apology sword- ... So zecora now knows sort of what happened thanks to mercury and sheiks spam filled texts?

There is a high chance zecora will get an ice punch if she comes over.

Kiequel: thats twice.. and the first time i had to use a tranque

Kiequel: .... Belle told me to stand guard -_- please dont go rushing in. Timora will be back soon. She mentioned something about a court case

(0_0 yes-)

(it sounds like an interesting sword. Also like the sort of sword sheik would have-) Kiequel: ... Feel free to sit on the couch. Be mindful of loki however

Kumari: *had moved her and her pets inside out of the rain leaving a couple gifts on the dresser* Kiequel: ... Some of her injuries were already infected by the time we got her back here. It is not exactly looking... Hopeful

Kiequel: ... Why isn't loki on the couch.. Kumari: ... Thank you again titus

Kiequel: .... At least turn into a snake and hide under the blankets before belle sees you Kumari: it's greatly appreciated

Kumari: im trying.. Kiequel: *whew* ... Belles going to kill him if she spots him

Kiequel: ... How can i help you miss?

Kiequel; yes boris? o-o

Kiequel: i just fed you earlier- .... Fine. You can have seconds -_- if you need to speak with belle shes upstairs.

Kiequel; *refilling his food bowl* Riley: ... Josh what the hell happened thats caused mom to go on high alert?!

Riley: is anyone dead? o_o

Riley: ... How bad is it?

Riley: ... Should i call howie and see if he can help?

Kumari: *not a morning person* Riley: ... Fine

Kumari; wheres the damn coffe.. Riley: tell timmy that i said his cafe is looking really cool for me

Kunari: .... Want some? Riley: scuse me belle.. gonna go talk to a cranky wraith

Kumari: what kind? Riley: keep me updated k?

Kumari: I'll see what we have. Riley: *text howie: ... Sup?*

(yes-) Riley: *we got two injured.. belles got it covered. Hru?* Kumari: ... Tomato ok?

Riley: *does the name zelda sound familiar?* Kumari: alright. Crackers?

Kumari: alright. It'll be done in a couple minutes Riley: ?- you know belle will murder you if you come crashing in now right?

Riley: and you'll be sent flying back down the stairs. She did it with loki -_- Kumari: ... Did you rest well?

Kumari: want a hot drink to go with it? Kiequel: do you need any help belle?

Kiequel; Howie-san?!- (howie sees the snake-) Kumari: ... Are you sure?

Kiequel; yes. It is- Kumari: ... I know sorry isnt cutting it for you.. but would chocolate?

Kiequel; what about the snake?- Kumari: apparently its a human treat thats rather adictive.. ash introduced me to it

Kiequel; ... Loki please... He was the one who found her originally. Kumari: ... This one apparently has.. bacon in it (I've had bacon chocolate before. Its heavenly?

(yeah!-) Kumari; .. want a piece? Kiequel; ..*picks up snek loki and sets him on zelda* carefully now

Kiequel: our secret. Kumari: *breaks off a bit and hands it to Alexandra*

Kumari; o.o ... Is it good? Kiequel; difficult to say.. where she was shot in the side was infected when she got here. Silver induced injuries

Kumari: let me try a piece- o-o ... What the hell is this witchcraft Kiequel: she could be out for weeks

Ohaiyo!

Whats going on in culinary? O.o

I wish you the best of luck *hugs*

I hate those things... Even the little ones for braids and such hurt like a *****

Still better safe than sorry. I dont really have long hair either and it still manages to wind up in food..

Have you thought about getting a pixie?

I used to have a pixie. It was nice not having to deal with it in my face but.. sometimes people assume genders even when knowing you're a female. But if you ever wanna get it professionally dyed if it's short enough they sometimes wont charge you per foil which makes it much cheaper

I wouldnt worry about it too much now. What one of my friends is doing is each haircut get a little more taken off so its gradually getting shorter and they can stop at a length they like. Maybe try that?