i have a genuine fear of how south australia is a half an hour back that is so unsettling

i love telling the story of how i got expelled from catholic school for shock value even though it is literally not that crazy like wowwwwwwww rhats so crazy i didnt show up for two months and then when i tried to come back they just said no and called my dad to pick me up and my brother was making fun of me the whole time