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Talk to the Hoe
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TheBoringone1[OP]
06.03.2021 01:39
LinkAnd that hoe is Jessica
I might have to go off in a bit but will this be open tomorrow?
Also what kinda person would she like?
The woman had sat on one of the seats in the dirty subway. There wasn’t that a many people on it, but enough for talking to be heard. The strands of her white hair went over her chocolate, smooth skin, her black and green hair rested behind her neck and shoulders. A blue, buttoned up shirt with golden buttons covered the top half of her body while some black jeans that pressed against her legs nicely covered the lower part of her body, she had black and white checkered shoes on. She was leaning back into the seat, a chromebook in her lap and she was just typing away.
(Omg your description Omgomg it’s amazing
-Austin was already on the subway, just sitting across from her where he was since he got on, he was fiddling with his brightened blue hair, having just redyed it only a few days ago, he was dressed in a baby blue tuxedo, he had one hand in his hair while the other rested on a newspaper, he wasn’t used to taking public transportation, he preferred to walk almost everywhere but for today he was feeling lazy, his tail curled beside him and hung on the floor, it had to be bigger than he was and was lined with spikes, some people grumbled when they would walk past him as it was in the way, but he didn’t really have much of anywhere to put it, he huffed, just wanting to get home and take a bath-
(SHHHHHHH- ITS BAD)
She sighed quietly to herself and closed the Chromebook on her lap, she put it in the gray bag besides her so she wouldn’t have to carry it in her hands. She got the Chromebook for her birthday and she didn’t want to break it since they are expensive. Jessica didn’t have much money, though people thought she has money by the way she dresses and who her mother is. She glanced at him for a few seconds before looking down at her feet. She seemed interested in how he dressed and his horns.
(NO ITS NOT OMG STFU
-he didn’t notice her gaze, a little to focused on the newspaper, it didn’t seem from around here, the front page that he was reading had some big blonde man, talking about being a hero or whatever, he seemed to grimace as he read further, occasionally a low grumpy grunt came from him but he didn’t say much else, he looked up, seeing if it were his stop yet, no, he still had about two more to go so he huffed again and waited, when he huffed a bit of smoke blew from his nostrils, he leaned back in his seat and continued to read, his one hand still toying with his hair, it was fluffier than usual today he had silently remarked to himself-
(SHHHHHHHH)
She noticed the newspaper and seemed that he was annoyed that he had to wait, she doesn’t really read the newspaper but knew that is that paper wan’t from around where she lived. Most of where she lived was full of hungry people, criminals, or the rich. “Having to wait to get home is a bother isn’t huh?” She had a bit of a Spanish accent, but a bit mixed with an Italian one too, she had at least two more stops and then have to walk for a while since she lived in an apartment.
(YES
AND OMG YOU HAD ME AT ITALIAN I LOVE HER ALREADY 👀
-he looked up quickly, blinking to make sure he wasn’t tripping and she was talking to him, his tail started to slowly sway as he took in what she said, after a moment he nodded, he didn’t smile but when he opened his mouth to speak some sharpened stained yellow teeth could be seen, they were in about two or three rows much like a sharks would have been, when he spoke his voice was deep and gruff, he had a New York like sounding accent to him, he was pale but when he was human he had a nice caramel type skin tone, he was Puerto-Rican in ethnicity, but his Spanish accent was much drowned out by his site one- “ah yeah- not really a big fan of these things” -he sighed softly, thinking back to just a few hours ago when his peice of shit car broke down on him, now he had to take this stupid thing-
(She is a bit of Spanish and Italian :)) Her mother’s side is the Italian and her father’s side is the Spanish. But you will see more Italian with her)
She nodded slowly, her hands dusted off the small dusts balls off of her shirt. “I have been getting used to using public transportation. Since my car broke a few months ago and I can’t afford to fix it or buy a new car.” She shrugged, She was telling the truth on how she didn’t have much money, but the woman was looking for a new job since the job she had right now didn’t pay well.
(That’s amazing we Stan Italian ocs 😭😭💖
-his eyes got a bit wider and he sighed a bit- “strange huh, that’s actually uh- what happened to me today” -he shrugged a bit and sighed, crumpling the newspaper and tossing it to the floor before stepping on it, not more intrested in the conversation than some stupid revenge, he leaned his head on one of his clawed hands, the skin on his hands appeared to be a jet black, but it didn’t appear to cause him any harm- “ain’t that something-“ -he remarked mostly to himself, after a moment he decided he should introduce himself, not wanting to be rude, he didn’t really have a reason to just yet- “oh uh- I’m Austin by the way”
(I simp for Austin- I just am realizing this 😩 and yes we Stan Italian ocs 😭😭✨💖💕)
“Well the car I had was pretty old. And it since I first started driving.” She shrugged and then glanced at him. “I’m Jessica.” If she said her last name, you would recognize it from her mother having the same last name and her mother being a politician in Pennsylvania. Strands of her hair fell over her green eyes but she soon moved it behind her ear, she was okay at socializing, but not like before when she used to be super social and was more active.
(I can’t even judge bc honestly same 😭😭💖
-he nodded slowly, he didn’t bother to shake her hand, mostly because he had some pretty big claws, about three to four inches in length, and he wasn’t very found of scratching up people who didn’t do anything to him, he sighed a bit and leaned back again, looking out of the subway window and of course seeing the concrete walls, the idiot realized he didn’t have much to look at and then looked back to her- “nice to meet you Jessica, you from around here?” -he kinda just blurted it out, he feared sounding creepy or something, but he had already said it, as he awaited her response he toyed with his blue bow tie-
(He is too good 😭😭💖)
She didn’t mind to shake his hand either, since she knew if he accidentally scratched her with his claws it would be an accident since they were both complete strangers to each other. “It’s nice to meet you as well, and yes I am from around here. Just heading home from work that’s all.” Her job as a marketer was far from her apartment but she didn’t really mind, but she did want a job that was in her interests and that payed well. For a person like her she seemed open and didn’t care if people sounded creepy or weird while saying something. She had met a lot of people in her time and they were all very different.
(Noooo he’s actually horrible just you wait 😭😭
-he found the woman to be very kind, something he wasn’t used to, most people knew of his background or just judged him off of his appearance, not that they were wrong or anything of course he knew that, but he had a job just like everyone else, sure his wasn’t \legal\ but it still paid and that’s what matters, after a few moments of thinking to himself he snapped out of it and spoke up again- “ah I see, yeah my stop is the next one up I think, but my apartments still a bit of a walk, it’s nice to see some decent people around here” -he held his claws at his thigh, trying to quietly dig one into his leg for sounding like a weirdo, or just over sharing in general, he tried to give her a smile but it was small and didn’t really look all that welcoming-
(Jessica still gonna be nice to him if people are afraid of him and if he does stuff illegal though- she knows about her sister doing something illegal and she herself has done a bunch of stupid shit 😭)
She chuckled and nodded, she wasn’t a \good\ person, but was nice to others but she could get rude to people easily. “Well let’s just say I am not usually like this.” She was a nice gal, but could get rude and violent towards people who don’t treat her with respect like she does with others.
(Ugh he loves her already litteraly acceptance is all he’s ever wanted
-he leaned forward, his interest in her started to spike, now he gave a smile, but it was crooked and almost sly- “that so? Guess you could say we’ve got a lot in common then” -his hands stopped fidgeting as they folded in his lap, both of his multicolored eyes were on her, they flickered with interest, he found her honesty to be quite warming to him, if there was one thing he couldn’t stand were liars, and she didn’t seem like that in the slightest-
(Austin stop simping)
Honestly. The man could be wrong about her being a liar. But she only lied at times when it was something she didn’t want to tell about herself. But if he knew her a few years ago. He would hate her guts because back then she was a liar and would make people feel bad bad about. themselves. “I’m only nice to others that treat me with the same amount respect I give them” She crossed her arms as she looked at him, she seemed chill and a bit interesting enough.
(SHH
-He nodded slowly at her comment- “that’s a fair way to live, I suppose it’s only balanced that way” -he leaned back in his seat now but stopped as the subway had come to his stop finally, he blinked a bit and stood up, looking back to her to see if she was getting off, his brows were raised and he sighed a bit, kicking the newspaper before starting for the door-
(He is though-)
“You’re getting off this stop to huh?” She asked as she stood up and grabbed the gray leather bag that held her Chromebook inside of it, walking towards the door with him. Her hair moved a bit over her eyes but she quickly moved it out of her face, she had only been taking the subway for a few months sobs she knew all the stops and such.
(He can’t help it nobody’s ever nice to him 😭😭
-he nodded and started to walk beside her, sighing as he inhaled the outside air, it wasn’t great but better than that enclosed subway, his tail dragged behind him when he walked and it would flick occasionally, he pointed just up the street to some not so nice looking apartments- “yeah I live up that way” -he sighed a bit as he walked, for whatever reason some people gave him dirty looks, he would grumble or shrug them off-
(He’s lucky 😭)
“I live a bit farther than that. But I just walk there.” She shrugged and noticed the people giving him weird looks, she raised a brow. “People should stop staring and mind their own business.” She sighed and crossed her arms while she looked down at the ground, she never liked people staring since it was rude.
-he laughed only slightly even though it wasn’t genuine, he glanced up before shrugging- “ah it happens, don’t worry bout it kid, they’ll do it regardless” -he thought to himself about how he silently deserved it, knowing what he did and whatnot, yeah, he wasn’t a very popular man around these parts, but he didn’t really care anymore, he treaded down the sidewalk still-
-he sighed a bit and after a few moments managed to chuckle- “nah, I’ll make sure they don’t, I’ll cause a scene if I gotta” -he snickered, but he was relived to see someone trusted him enough to say something open like that- “I don’t really see why someone would stare, you seem pretty alright to me” -he tried his best to compliment her but he clearly wasn’t the best at it, but still he tried-
She soon realized that she said it out loud from him responding, she felt a bit embarrassed by it and blushed slightly. “Oh.. uh.. I just used to be in a different kind of crowd.. that was honestly pretty bad.” She admitted, letting out a small sigh. “I used to be that one girl who would lie to people and break guys hearts.”
-he paused for a second, her honesty almost made him Melt, it was such a nice thing to hear someone tell the truth to him, his work was just a bunch of lies and violence so this was a nice change of pace, he smiled slightly and looked down at her- “well, I haven’t known you long but it seems youve come a long way, owning up to that can be tough”
-he laughed lowly and nodded- “sounds interesting, I hope one day my maturity hits me like that” -he snickered, glancing around the street as he took everything in, they we’re starting into a more bad part of town, his tail twitched as he took notice and he walked a bit closer to her, not for himself of course, but he felt a need to almost protect her in a way-
(Oh- I forgot to mention- she is secretly a gang leader)
She had noticed the part of town they were in as well, since she had been here a few times and only to meet certain people. “How is your day going?” Jessica decided to start a new conversation since she was a bit bad at talking and she didn’t have much maturity at times.
(Omg that’s amazing cuz he’s a trained assassin
-he thought for a moment- “well besides the car-“ -he trailed off, trying to recall what had happened, he was after a smaller gang leader at the time, he had been ordered by his boss to knock off a few of his top men today and so he had, it was a pretty easy task as they weren’t that smart or alert, he paused and looked to her, bringing himself back from his trip down memory lane- “it actually was pretty good, and you?”
(Wait- I have an idea with this)
She thought for a moment, remembering the day she had. Jessica did have to got work and then deal with her own gang. Which was a few towns away and at least had about twenty five people in it. Most of them were just people who worked in a warehouse they owned. They had just made alliances with a few other gangs in the area. “It’s been good I suppose.”
Omg yes lemme hear it)
-he nodded as he continued to walk, he had passed his apartments but he had decided to be a \gentleman\ or whatever and walk her home- “well that’s good” -he sighed softly and tugged at his bow tie, it was a bit too tight for his liking but his boss said it had to be like that, so he had just went on about it and ignored it, occasionally tugging at it to loosen it a bit-
(Austin stop deciding to do something to make her like you- okay what if like his boss and her like decided to make an alliance or something and Austin and Jessica see each other through that alliance, or something like that, since her gang keeps like growing and such)
“If you don’t like it super tight just loosen it.” She told him, noticing how he kept messing with it. “You don’t have to have it so tight when you are around people.” She sighed, she didn’t like to wear closed that would make her uncomfortable.
👀👀👀👀 yes)
-he sighed a bit and looked over at her- “yeah well, my boss says it ain’t proper to wear things like how I wear them” -even though he knew his boss was nowhere around now, he still wanted to make a habit of it, he didn’t like getting yelled at or made fun of fo it so he just decided to do it the way it was requested, the tie hung just a bit now as he had loosened it enough to feel comfortable-
(I just imagine his boss and Jessica are friends since they become an alliance and I just see Austin being jealous of that for some reason)
“Well when you aren’t around him just wear something that is comfortable on you. I don’t want you or anyone honestly to feel uncomfortable by wearing something.” She admitted, a small smile appearing on her face.
Lmaooo, and he’s like super protective of his boss so that would be interesting)
-he laughed a bit when she said ‘him’ but he didn’t say anything else about it- “oh I’m alright, besides I actually kinda like this one- it’s a nice blue- I like the color blue” -he sighed softly as he walked, he walked with a bit of a slouch, his eyes were tired but somehow he appeared to be functioning normally-
-he looked around and smiled as he walked with her- “yeah, I guess so” -he chuckled softly, he walked only a bit behind her now, trying to give her some room so it didn’t feel like he was gonna do something bad or anything, he was always cautious of that, being called horrible things most of his life, he tried to stray away from that as much as possible when he could-
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( My typing sucks :’) ) *door and turned*
She chuckled and waved back at him. “I’ll see you around sir.” She spoke before opening the door and walking inside. She hadn’t really had an interaction with anyone like that in a long time. Since she isn’t the type to make friends, since they could get her her business or figure out about some secrets she has, or they could just use her.
-once he made it down to the sidewalk he trekked home much faster now, once he made it to his place he sighed, just flopping down on his couch as he let out a low purr, happy to be in the comfort of his messy house, he gripped a pillow as he laid his head on it, completely forgetting about the shower he was supposed to take as he just laid there like the lazy bum he was-
Jessica didn’t seem to be the one person to be in a dangerous part of town but she was, it seemed suspicious of her but nobody’s as around to judge her for it. She was standing in an alley way talking to someone on the phone. She wore a black, neck sweater with black fitted jeans. He brown-high heeled boots only made her an inch taller, but she was still short.
-Austin was out on a mission, his boss had sent him out this time to actually kill the little gang leader that had been bothering them, he carried a dufflebag with him, now dressed in a black suit, not wanting to stand out too much today, some blackened sunglasses sat on top of his brightened hair, he treaded down the street, two burly men also dressed in black suits walked behind him, they were just there to make sure he got to where he was headed alright, he had walked past the alleyway, he was surprised silent for once, now in the mindset to kill-
Wait- what if like the person they want to kill is Jessica-)
Jessica sighed. “Listen to me Avery. I want him dead. That’s that.” She huffed before hanging up the phone and putting in her her pocket. She started to hear the footsteps of the three men, she pulled a black mask over her face so they wouldn’t be able to know exactly who she is. She looked out of the alleyway to see them, her eyes darkened slowly.
But his boss dosent even know her 😭😭)
-Austin hadn’t even noticed her, her was hyper focused, his tail swishing as he glanced back at one of the men- “targets around here, his headquarters are in that flower shop down there” -he nodded to a small innocent looking shop, he gripped the bag harder and grunted, his feet tapping softly, he wore very quiet shoes today as he didn’t want to be heard-
(Oh rip then I guess not- 😭😂)
For one of the senses she was born with was good with be able to hear things, soon realizing that Austin seemed familiar bu5 then soon realized it was Austin. She at first thought he was interesting when they met but now he was definitely more interesting to her since he did stuff like she used to do until she backed a gang leader.
(It’s better that way anyway cuz even if he liked her he would have to kill her he can’t tell his boss no 😭😭
-he made a small hand signal to the dudes, they moved away and went to sit in a nearby black car, Austin started onto the roof across the street from the shop, holding the dufflebag tighter, he glanced around often, on very high alert, his senses were on overload, taking in every small shift in the environment, he had felt someone moving behind him but never turned to look, he didn’t think it was important, he started headed up to the roof-
She sighed and the moved more in the alley so he wouldn’t accidentally hurt her in some way, but it would be weird if he saw her there, since he would probably ask why she would be around in this part of town. She mumbled something to herself and grumbled quietly as she pulled a black mask out and put it over her face. “I’ll just leave” she mumbled to herself, walking out of the alleyway and towards a different direction were Austin was.
-once he made it to the roof he tossed the bag down, opening it and pulling out a pretty advanced looking sniper rifle, he ran his claws along it as he loaded it, almost in an entrancing way, the dude sure did love his guns, he could have an entire discussion about them, but he pushed that thought from his head for now, as he started to crouch down, getting ready to get his target on point-
-just a bit of the barrel of the rife could be seen sticking over the building as he rested on his stomach, lining it up perfectly with a dark haired mans head through the window of the flower shop, he didn’t appear to be doing much, just watering some flowers as a few men stood nearby, Austin’s claw rested on the trigger-
-everything went quiet for a bit, then at once the glass of the flower shop broke, the men inside yelled and the man with rabbit ears had dove last minute, his side getting just a bit hurt as he tumbled down, Austin hissed from his spot on the roof, he knew he had to get away and quick, so he started down-
-after a moment Austin could be seen scrambling out of the building and briskly walking down the street, that black car from before sped off without him, he sneered, cursing under his breath at that, the man from the flower shop burned out of the shattered door and sneered- “where is that prick?! I’ll kill em!” -he practically screamed, Austin slipped into an alleyway, his breath quickening-
-Austin jumped, pointing a gun right at her, he froze as he recognized her voice and all that, he clutched his chest and panted- “geez lady- the hell are you doing here?” -he grunted a bit and looked around, he wasn’t sure if that bunny freak would find him but he didn’t wanna stick around to find out-
She crossed her arms and shrugged. “Oh I don’t know. I was meeting up with a friend. But then I hear you screaming like a lunatic. And be quiet before those rabbits kill you and me.” She spoke in a quiet voice but a stern one too, not wanting to die today and not soon either. “It’s not my time to die yet and it’s not your time to die either.”
“First lesson for you is to not yell like someone wanting to get found out. Which you have passed by the looks of things.” She told him, looking up at him as she started to feel short. “Second lesson is to be less suspicious. You look like a John Wick with a that suit on. And duffel bags are usually suspicious.” She told him, honestly she liked the blue suit better on him.
-now he seemed angry, his eyes narrowed again but this time they stayed this way- “you ain’t my boss, you do your business and I’ll do mine-“ -he growled and walked past her, peering out into the street, the man was still out there being angry and whatnot, he looked around, seeing a fire escape, he jumped up and grabbed it, keeping the bag by his side as he climbed up, he still growled softly, not liking people telling him what to do-
-he looked down at her, it seems he wasn’t such a nice guy after all, he gave her a grin- “you’re the expert on what to do ain’t ya? Why don’t you crawl your ass up here then” -he almost purred it, he seemed very different from yesterday now, he kept climbing up until he was almost on the roof, tossing the bag on the roof-
She hesitated. “Fine.” She grumbled and walked over to the fire escape, soon climbing up it. Jessica didn’t seem that mad or annoyed, just tired according to bags under her eyes. She didn’t really seem annoyed by he acted because she knew people could act different and hide a their true personality. Because that was what she did when she played guys in the past.
-he watched for a bit, impressed she could even do it, after a bit he crawled on the roof and stretched, he looked down and saw the bunny man and some of his men outside, he was pretty angry from the looks of it, Austin knew he couldn’t try again now, he had to get back to the casino before his boss had to come find him, he sighed and looked at her once she got up- “crawl on my back lady- I’m gonna get us outta here-“
When she got up she rubbed her the back of her head gently, she had banged it on something and when she heard what Austin said she looked at him and hesitated to answer. “For the sake of living. Fine.. if this was in a different situation I would smack you for asking that question.” She sighed and walked over to him, not being able to get on his back yet because she was short.
-he sighed and decided to just scoop her up bridal style- “hold on” -he grunted as he held her close and proceeded to run full force at the end of the building, at the last moment he jumped, his big tail slammed on the ground under him and that gave him and extra push, he landed quickly on the next rooftop, but he didn’t stop, looking focused as he had the bag on the base of his tail to hold it-
She blushed slightly when he picked her up bridal style but didn’t really mind, deciding that she would have to deal with it even if it was embarrassing to her, she watched him and she know she would never be able to jump over to building and to building since she was small and didn’t have a very powerful body.
-for a really tired looking guy he did have a lot of power hidden somewhere in that sad excuse of a body, he kept doing this for quite a bit, not every building was level so he took some pretty scary looking jumps, but each time he was fine, eventually a very tall casino could be seen in the distance, he smiled, knowing he was in his territory, but frowned right away because his boss was gonna be mad-
-he looked down at her as he hopped a few more buildings before landing safely on the ground- “huh? Oh-“ -he paused to smile a bit- “no worries miss, I get a bit defensive myself anyways” -he was happy she actually apologized, it made him feel better and that maybe he wasn’t actually horrible at the job he’s been doing for years-
“I am not usually rude by telling people hat to do. I’m just a bit tired from my other work.” She admitted, one of her gang members betrayed her gang and one of them were close to the other so they didn’t want to kill him or hurt him but she knew Jessica had to kill them because the traitor could give information to other gangs.
-he set her down and rubbed behind his neck- “gees we both had bad day then huh?” -he gave her the most genuine smile he could muster, looking up at the casino with a sigh- “all I have to do is tell my boss it didn’t work, you can either come in or stay out here, but I don’t know what my boss will do so-“
-he laughed and nodded, walking up and opening the door up for her, the inside was beautiful, bright colored carpets and walls and many slot machines and poker tables all around, the people inside were dressed just like him, mostly humans but some demons and angels were about, they all nodded warmly at Austin, his ears were down as he headed for a flight of stairs, already starting to feel guilty-
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-he walked up some stairs until he made it to a nice long hallway, he started up to some big double doors, taking a deep breath before giving them a knock-
-from inside there was a low grunt heard, and then after a moment a soft- “come in” -Austin did as they said and sure enough he opened the door, not being able to look his boss in the eye out of fear, seated at a big desk lined along a window that showed off the town was a small but chubby woman, , she stood up quickly, standing at about five foot two, she looked to him and the woman, she had cat ears and pink and blue hair. Along with an oversized white suit and a brown fur coat, she had a rough Italian accent to her- “oh great, what is it now?”
-corey looked up and sighed at the woman- “come in, no need to worry-“ -she sighed and pulled out a chair for her, looking at Austin- “what happened?”
-he explained the situation to her and after a bit she didn’t seem mad, but disappointed, shaking her head as she sighed- “that’s very unlike you, something must have been on your mind” -he yelped and told her no, but it didn’t sound too convincing-
She walked inside and closed the door behind her, sitting down in the chair. She didn’t really say anything but soon decided to say something so Austin’s ass would get kicked. “Well.. us when he went in an alley I kinda.. told him not to do certain things. Like scream and not act so suspicious.” She admitted, her arms crossing. “And I kinda made him mad-.. but I am sorry for that and I shouldn’t have. But I kinda couldn’t help it since I am tired and I was dealing with some people who lied to me.” She told her, now feeling like she would get her ass kdikded but she knew she deserved it for messing with Austin.