don't give in

AND YOUR KATSUKA ONES TOO

WAIT THERE ARE BODY PILLOWS OF ME-?

I'LL SAVE YOU -snatches the body pillows, handing them to him-

I FOUND OUT REAL EASILY

WHO THE ****-

-stares at him kissing the newly discovered body pillow of me- uh-

I WAS GONNA BURN THEM EARLIER BUT I COULDNT

*cutely watches from the background*

so uh- I have people making body pillows of me- explain-

C-can I order one

-flustered angry noises- YOU ****ING WANT ONE-?

Hell ya I want one, take one of me for all I care!

wait deku you...have more then one

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

of me....?

...good to know, good to know that

*sighs and shakes lighter *

can I maybe get one of you and my fiance..?

-breathes in gay-

Waitwaitwait wha-

I beg of you dont team up on me you guys are like the only ones I wont hurt dammit *worried noises*

*THROWS THE LIGHTER AT THEM*)))

-hugs him- we're not going to hurt you...

NO NO NO NO))

-silently screams at seeing the body pillow- WHERE'S MY SHIRT-

*slightly hugs back* b u t r e a l l y t h a t s k i n k y

Thats a hot body pillow, whats mine like deku?

-worried for my life and my legs-

I- thats s-something

RRR THIS IS CURSED IM OUT BYE BYE CYA ADIOS बाई))

-glancing at his new body pillow, I began to wonder who was watching me as I slept to make that-

NOPE NOOE THIS IS N IM SPEAKING IM SPEAKING IN BRACKETS BYEEE))

*wheezes*