He is the new Zeus..

Ok soon

Me slowly reaching for the nearest knife because lowtiregod told me to kms 😭😤/j

i accidentally sent this image to my mom once

ok i will :D

can i do it later

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has a malicious cycle on eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever read this enjoyed the humorous your mother joke, thank you for your time and have a blessed day.