ETHAN FINALLY CAME OUT LETS GO
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Tyderian[OP]
14.04.2025 23:25
LinkEthan is finally accepting his true, GAY self, so here I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, EthanTheGay. Now you can call him homosexual freely!
Proof: https://paste.pics/T5ATM
(The image attached is just more proof of his gay tendencies)
CONGRATS???
WHAT.. WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS, A CALLOUT?!! AND MAY I ADD THAT THIS IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY?? HAHA, folks, this is all just a BIG misunderstanding!! One, my username is EthanTheJOCK. NOT Ethan the.. GAY, EUGH.. SECONDLY,
AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE "GAY TENDENCIES"???? SOMETHING IIIII CERTAINLY.. DO NOT!! HAVE. THAT PICTURE YOU SEE THERE IS A FAKE RUMOR BEING SPREAD AGAINST ME. THERE IS NO PROOF OF THIS ACTUALLY BEING REAL.
I guess I have to do this the hard way.. SIGH..
Here's my coming out speech..
As you may know, I'm standing here upon you all to give you guys an important coming out speech. Which.. I'm straight!! I'm the, straightest straight on this website!! I.. I thought it would be a good idea to talk about this for a good cause so everyone's well aware of my sexuality and my pronouns!! (he/him). I hope everyone reading this here knows that, well, I'm not GAY!! Gray without the r!! Gei!! I am NOT gay gay homosexual gay!! I don't care how FEISTY you guys are or how strongly you all be
-lieve in it!! It's just a RUMOR, I SWEAR!!! I'm NOT gay!!
As I was SAYING.. Straightest of the straights, I, am in love with a not girl right now, I have the biggest crush!! It's none of YOU guys, it's none of you boys, I'm sorry if you all got your hopes up, but get your hopes down because .. I'm coming out!! I'm STRAIGHT!!
IT'S NOT A CALLOUT, IT'S AN ANNOUNCEMENT,
It's not, but it SHOULD be Ethan the GAY.
YOU'RE ALWAYS ACTING SO GAYLY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.. THERE'S NO NEED TO HIDE YOUR IDENTITY, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE LYING ANYWAY.
"(he/him)" BAHAHAHA I ADORE YOU DUDE..
Okay gal pal...!
TCH.. SEEMS SO!!!
IN YOUR GAY OPINION, YEAH, MAYBE.
LYING??! I'M NOT DOING ANY SUCH THING!!! I'M SIMPLY SAYING MY TRUTH THAT.. THAT YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT SURE OF!!!
LOL, I adore you, too 💖 IN A NON-HOMOSEXUAL WAY, OF COURSE..
NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR YOUNG SHELDON REFERENCES!!!!
I'D SAY
-I'D SAY. IT'S JUST YOUR VERSION OF A RUMOR, WITH 0 TRUTH BEHIND IT!! A CIRCLE?! BUT.. THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! A CIRCLE IS A TERRIBLE AND UNFAIR WAY TO SHOW MY STRAIGHTNESS.
(LOL, EXACTLY.. I AM Episode Ethan!!!!!!! 🙄)
YOUR GAY ONE. YOU'RE THE GAY HERE.
OH, THEN THIS MEANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT?? MY BAD. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?? I RESPECTED YOUR SEXUALITY.
WHY!!! AUGH..
OKAY FINE, THEN GO AHEAD. TCH.
CIRCLY?! NOW WE'RE TEASING?? HOW COULD YOU, SQUAREY..(You know, STRAIGHT.)
(LOL)
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY LIKE ME!!!!
AND I NEVER SAID I WAS HOMOSEXUAL.
UGH.
I SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A COOL SHAPE, LIKE A.. A HEART!!
YEAH. YOU!! NOT ME!!
GRAY.. SIGGHH....
IT'S NOT LIKE WHAT, FINISH YOUR THOUGHT, NOT TURN IT INTO SOME REFERENCE!!
THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT, MY STRAIGHTNESS??!
STRAIGHT*. SIIIGHHSS!!
OF COURSE YOU DID. GET YOUR HEAD BACK ON COURSE!! 🙄 AND YOU figure that out!!
THAT IS NOT TRUE, AND YOU KNOW IT!! I'M STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER, (THE ORIGINAL ONES, NOT A PROTRACTOR.) STRAAAIGHT********* SIGGHHS!!!
BAHAHAHA okay!!
AWH, OF COURSE YOU FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK D:<
I GIVE UP..
HAHAHA
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(Lol, I don't blame you!!)
YEAH, GO ON. UGH, YOU DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME..
THIS IS AN EVERY DAY THING, ALRIGHT?? BE GLAD I DON'T SAY EVERYTHING.
as long as you don't change your name to Toby/Tobias...#jeffthekillerisnothomophobic
