because they stay attached

are you okay

sometimes I’ll just be walking down the street and then my legs will just teleport in a diagonal line about 5 feet ahead of me and it’s so inconvenient I’m just like “ugh here we go again”

what

like today me and my little brother were walking to 7-11 and talking about Cocaine and all of the sudden I just feel my legs detaching themselves from my body and teleporting about 5 feet away from my body and I’m like As shucks

and he goes and he says not again Sam your leggies but in a bri ish accent and he goes and picks them up and chucks them in a nearby river and my stomach started to grumble mumble jumble and right there right then I let out the most icky sticky don’t tell Vicky little Nicky sorta bumpy kinda lumpy frumpy Donald trumpy raddest chad-est shit I ever had and my 6 year old brother drove me to the emergency room and I was diagnosed with the one and only ✨bowel cancer✨