That sounds like the best date ever
Not sure how well versed you are in the holloween movies
But if you're Micheal I'll be dr Sam Loomis ;)
The doctor that's obsessed with him
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They call him Looney Loomis
One time he saw Micheal was in a house killing people, the cops told him to home
He was like "nah micheals my bb" and ran inside yelling like a madman
I'm litteraly the doctor
He was micheals psychiatrist ever since he was a lil bit and got put in the coo coo bin
Then he became obsessed with Micheal as a murderer, and as a human
So like, Harley Quinn but grumpy, and an asshole to kids, and a horrible driver, and a nutcase, oh also an achoholic