I’m two faced in the sense I have two VERY opposite moods/personality’s (not to be confused with DID)
Basically I’m either extremely nice, generous, and bubbly
Or
I’m mean, arrogant, and violent
When I was 5 years old my power went out in my house. I hate beans. We were having beans for dinner that night, so I decided the best way to get out of eating beans, is shoving them up my nose. Fun.