I can't believe Muslim Kenny still joins my games ngl is this.. friendship?

I haven't played with qwirks princess Riley in a hot minute I'm so sad about that

CRYNG DUDE FR he dmed me saying I'm annoying so I blocked him now he's having a hissy fit

laxmikanta listen to dev bitv

I think I found a compromise I play vrchat until 6 am then wake up at 12 pm I get to hang out with my friends and sleep for 6 hours that's basically eight right

I did that last night and I don't even feel like a hundred year old piece of poop

anyone who stays up and never sleeps knows what that means

I miss my optimized box friend but I can't find him cuz he had the most generic username he was 21 years old

I made 3 friends there even though I lost one of them I met beetle and ur real girl or whatever her username was

the second one is the one that told me whers to watch the videos

and the Italian bowl still follows me around and hangs out with me ^o^ he doesn't talk anymore but he still burps in everyone's faces rlly loudly so he's still awesome the Italian bowl is the guy who started burping at everyone after I did it to him

I think I have like 7 vrchat friends now who join my games more than once

actually 8 I think that one Australian guy is my friend yayyy I feel so popular

I met this rlly awesome fujoshi who really liked Omegaverse she recommended me her favourite yaoi which I started reading

I'm like pro at vrchat androgyny apparently am I a nonbinary god

I've picked up the habit of peeing on vrchat vr I call emergency meetings in among us just to be like guys huddle around and listen to this and start pissing idk how they never vote me out for it

think I need to get high and play vrchat the one time I vced high was so bad and incoherent

the best part of sleep deprivation is when Kyle visits me dude this morning Jerry came into my room and gave me toast and I was hearing my vrchat friends voice instead of his bro I thought I was dreaming then I woke up and there was cold toast on my bedside table it was still good though

are you placing an Indian curse on me that manifests us getting married

wait guess what

THATS NOT ME @GAYALT YOURE SCARING JUMPSCARE