emmet is innocent

wrong

i forgot my meds i think im hallucinating

emmet srop taking my identity

NO

whos emmet

The oval

yes infact i DO i talk to myself sometimes

WROMG

im NOT schizophrenic

kyle im in love with alcohol im so so sorry

stan what the **** i thought we had something

i am a fourth grader and youre a ginger this isnt and hasnt been working out bruh

stan please youre all i have no woman will accept me

i guess no man will either, kyle

stan what are you doing get off that ledge also did you just say no man or woman will ever love me

i drank a little too much i need to kill myself kyle

stan no

stan yes *jumps*

stan

here comes super emmet

😲

super emmet stan jumoed can you get him

let me die you crusty dusty red haired ***** this is why ypu had a hemorrhoid

ignore him hes on his period

ill save you stan

*saves stan*

wow i really ****ing hate both of you hoes

thanks bro

no prob

the end

stan finally uses a tampon