stage 1: 2 day old fetus stage 2: 5 week old fetus stage 3: 9 month old premature baby stage 4: 1 year old baby stage 5: 4 year old child stage 6: 10 year old youngling stage 7: now has hands! 17 year old teen now stage 8: 31 year old middle age adult stage 9: 69 (hehehe) year old senior stage 10: 78 year old senior, starts experiencing back pain stage 11: 86 year old senior, starts growing more facial hair and now tells his kids about his childhood stage 12: 94 year old senior, things get terrible here, starts experiencing decomposition here stage 13: 97 year old living corpse: 75% dead stage 14: 108 year old corpse: HES A F*CKING GRAIN OF ASH stage 15: why is someone pissing on his graveyard?