Log #1 - (Incoming Transmission) Hello? Is this thing on? Who am I kidding, yeah, it is. I was wondering the desert today. Out of the blue, stumbled upon two people I knew from this whole war going on right now. When I saw them I instantly felt like I met them before. I however have not. Lets hope this goes well... I can feel something... very... awful in the upcoming future. Very... awful. Waffle, Over. (End of transmission)