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Agsianabsgajak angy Mexican chick with la chancla) Catherine: *she was sitting on a bench, on the phone with Katie. She was in a tank top and jeans and sneakers*

AAAAAAAA) Catherine: *she was soon hang up after a while, taking notice of Ezekiel* "Zeke!"

Catherine: *she waved, having a stupid smile on her face, a little embarrassed by what she had chose to wear, not really expecting to see Zeke*

Catherine: "nothing much! I just have been getting out the house more,, and since John is with Annie to keep her company, i'm just here.. What about you?"

Catherine: "oh,, mind if i join you then?" *she pet his head*

Catherine: *she stood up as well, stretching*

Catherine: "i'm a little excited. But i'm also a little surprised and angry..?" *she followed him, holding onto his hand*

Catherine: *she'd raise a brow at his sudden change of emotions* "Parasite? You mean John and Annie's kid?"

Catherine: "oh.. I'm sorry for bringing it up. We could change up the subject if it'll make you better.."

Catherine: ".. How's your parents?" *she smiled and rested her head on his shoulder*

Catherine: "that's great to hear! Will you be checking on them more often?"

Catherine: *she giggled* "Your mom is a little nice as of what i've seen of her."

Catherine: "understandable. My mom was nice.. But she never really would do much of anything though.." *she sighed* (Ffffff- my dad just ruined my mood bruh,, 😭)

Catherine: "i mean,, my father was a sexist and only thought of my mother as a woman to take care of me and my brothers and to make sandwiches. He also spent most of his time out with other women claiming they were his "co-workers" or something.. My father was abusive as well.." *she gripped his hand*

Make sandwiches,, lmao) Catherine: *she wiped her eyes* "It's in the past now.. I-i'm just hoping you won't turn out like the demon he was.."

( go back to sleep and s t a r v e )

I LOVE YOU GUYS OMG NO HOMO-) Catherine: *she giggled*

Catherine: "he's just great! He's very energetic and loves to have a playmate."

Catherine: "i've always wondered what he be thinking about though.."

Catherine: "PFFT-" *she starts laughing*

Catherine: *she sighed before pulling out her wallet* "Want an ice cream?"

Catherine: "alright. But can we go get ice cream?"

Catherine: "yay!" *she sped walked up to the ice cream stand, ordering a cookie n cream ice cream because i love that flavor*

(Ffffffffffffff-) Catherine: *she paid for the ice cream and took her ice cream, smiling like a child,,*

Catherine: "it's been a long time since i've had ice cream.." *she giggled*

Catherine: *she nodded before walking away from the ice cream stand, licking her ice cream*

Catherine: "anyways.." *she thought of something else to start talking about*

Catherine: *snickered* "Ok, you look like an angry Mexican chick right now.."

Catherine: "i really had to point out, whenever you're not smiling while you're wearing that-" *she pointed to his clothes (chill, she not judging him,, she's just,, wanting to joke around to lighten up the mood,,)* "You look like an angry Mexican woman.."

Catherine: *she laughed for a moment before licking her ice cream again*

Catherine: "yeah, it is actually.." *she'd lick it again* (CURSED WARNING,, IM ABOUT TO TYPE SOMETHING CRINGY AS ****,,) "It's not better than your dick though,,* *she licked the ice cream AgAin-*

Catherine: "we could make that change..~" *she finished licking the cream and flipped the cone, biting off half of the cone* (Ok, i swear,, i think i'm the only one that deepthroats pickles, breadsticks, and anything in the shape of that that is edible,,)

Catherine: *she laughed* "Alrighty then.." *she soon finished the ice cream*

Catherine: *she looked at a river while they were walking*

Catherine: *giggled* "And why do you say that?" ( "you're just. Like. Your father-" )

Catherine: *she giggled* "What was your childhood like? Other than school."

Catherine: "Tch. It's always the dads.. Being jerks.." *she giggled*

Catherine: "oh.. Will i ever be able to meet him?"

Catherine: "oH.."

Catherine: *she giggled* "Well i'm glad you can't meet my parents.."

Catherine: "kind of.. Since they're dead, but eh.."

Catherine: *she just smiled and leaned her head on his shoulder* "Well... ANyways... How do you feel about being a God-father?" *she smiled, knowing it would ruin the mood*

Catherine: *she laughed* "I know. And i understand. I don't want to have the kid around me either because i don't want to accidentally stab it, but y'know.. Not everything is gonna go your way.. But i'm glad you're not sad at least.." *she hugged Zeke*

Catherine: "we're NOT going to do that..." *she giggled*

Catherine: "And if i'm not, then what makes you think i won't stop you?" *she looks up at him, still smiling*

Catherine: *she frowned at how he's reminding her that she's shorter than him, but she just boops his nose and giggles* "You're cute when you're trying to test me, y'know?"

Catherine: "ahh whatever. You're still cute, either way.."

(night night! :D) Catherine: "Awwe.." *she just sighed and held onto his arm*

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please make this the most cursed thread of comments-

Imagine Zeke and Catherine, ****ing in a public bathroom,,

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Hey,, she said make it cursed,,

true true-

Dude, i had a dream we ****ed, It's just a dream Haha gay, i would **** you You wouldn't...? I mean,, unless you want to.. 😳

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Australian Box Jellyfish have 64 anuses

hahaha I know that :)

Frogs' tongues are good at doing something else,.other than catching flies ;)

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C H U N K Y ( moto moto starts playing )

bruh tiktok isnt cursed it has wholesome kitties on there cmon

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Y E S

My mouth is clean because someone cleaned it with a weird white substance... owo Ok, i stg, i wanna hit myself with a bat,,

Uh oh...

what if there was this alternate universe where John, Axel, and Damon existed

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b u t what IF it did exist

Moider everywhere

but instead of the disaster trio its the 2nd gen-

haha yeah what if-

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