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What is he?
Trick or Treat :D
draw your spirit animal
WWYD?
by:
Shade-Is-Russian 
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30.05.2022
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Shade-Is-Russian[OP]
30.05.2022 15:33
Linkyes I really am to lazy to add anything rn))
You were driving home late one night, you were exhausted from a busy day at work. You suddenly have to slam on the brakes, your car locking up a bit from putting your foot to the floor. Your car skidded to a stop, just a foot away from a deer that stands in front of you. The deer stares intently, sending a chill down your spine, something about this deer made you uneasy, but you weren't sure what.
WWYD?
The deer's gaze just seemed to get more intense, its eyes felt unforgiving.
Der watched her every move, his small buck tail flicking back and forth, "hello there..."
He was silent, calmly trotting over to the driver's side of the car, looking down at her.
Der just stares intently still, putting a hoof on the window, the standing on his hind legs, he was no deer, just a very primal man that looked and could act like a deer.
"I hope your day gets better from here on out.." Der pulls out a top hat and starts to trot off
Der decided to follow the scent of their car, just curious as to where it would lead him
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Der casually trotted into town, his tophat poofing into thin air.
Der soon made it to her home, sniffing the car out of curiosity.
omg, a deor? er- Not deer?
drive around it, i didn't see shit i don't hear shit. bye.
Lmao, fair enough, the black-tail deer that we have where I live could kill someone.
As i stood there staring at the deer. Not knowing what to do, as I backed out my car.
Excalibur one))
-They glared at the deer in annoyance, not liking the look it was giving them-
The deer's stare intensified, it's unforgiving eyes shining in the light of the headlights
The deer out of nowhere gets on its hind legs, pulls out a top hat, and puts it on. "watch yourself, the animal you may hit next may be a lot stiffer than a deer..." Der got back on all 4's then trotted off.
Welp, not a real deer that's for sure, also that car isn't gonna move far.
Der came trotting back, dead silent this time, creeping behind the car and starting to push it with his antlers, on all 4's, out of sight.
Der picked up more speed, trotting roughly at 30mhp at this point.
this is avi,I forgot to say he had a weird mix of a French and Italian accent))
"Uhhh...hi!"
He stared intensely in he der's eyes
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"Why thank you." he blushed lightly, Der doesn't get complements often
he does a British accent, really good
"Want some tea?"
He chuckles
"Gotcha!"
A few minutes pass by and then his tea is ready
"Here's ya tea!"
He hands it to der
I love how this became tea time))
Der comes over by the driver's side door, happily taking the cup into hand and sipping it happily.
he finished up his tea happily, "do you want some help getting to town?.."