ceo of talking ab random almost-related shit on strangers' posts apparently oops sorry

ur giving me too much power i have so many random ass thoughts like for instance my little sister was born a month ago and i wanna tell her as she grows up the the MESOPOTAMIA is the powerhouse of a cell because then when she's learning that unit in school she'll be all overconfident and all and shout out "MESOPOTAMIA" and she'll be wrong and i think it would be very funny. however i have also been told many times that i am Not funny and every time i tell them "fuuck you my dad's my best friend anyways" as like a Joke but it's become a self-fulfilling prophecy and every time someone doesn't laugh at one of my jokes i tell it to my dad instead and he laughs and literally what am i even talking ab also my school is literally* allergic to dress coding me *not actually literally. it is meant, quite literally, //figuratively//, though

im psychic im a genius im perfect and everyone loves me

also i'm trying to conduct a social experiment to see how far i can go breaking the dress code before i get dress coded to show how people w larger and smaller chests are treated inequally and people w larger chests are dress coded for wearing the same shit ppl w smaller chests wear and are punished for it while ppl w smaller chests aren't and also how as a society we tend to make ppl w smaller chests feel worse ab themselves and have an ingrained sense of inferiority due to the whole fuucked up idea of bigger is better but i've been wearing shirts that literally dont even cover my booby holder all the way and havent been dress coded and it's like ??? they're fuucken allergic to dress coding me or smtn .. i like to imagine that they go "nahhh you look //good,// you can keep wearin that 🤤" altho logically i know they most likely simply do not give a fuuck in general ?? but it also makes me wonder how much of that is bec i have a smaller chest but ALSO

i have another faux-pseudo-theory-thingy that they're like "yo why's that kid keep breaking the dress code like i thot he was a trans guy why's he dressing so feminine" (bec yk cis ppl) and then they look at my student profile thingy online or whatever in more detail and are like "OH lol nvm it's just another sociology student .. prolly conducting his own social experiment too ! plus, sociology is studying deviance right now .. ah, it all adds up" or smtn and idk i find it rly funny BUT like mentioned earlier i dont tend to be all that funny /lh

I TOOK BIO HONORS LAST YEAR and tbh i dont remember exactly but i think i like. kinda failed lawl bec i'm in chem this year and it's not honors ? BUT that might just be bec my guidance counselor is like "you have like a room reserved for you in the mental hospital at this pooint im gonna try and lower your workload" or smtn sweet like that and ANYWAYS bio kinda sucks and most of my friends liked it compared to chem but i like chem a lot more