*HAPP* aLSO hE BECAME sHE BC sUGNIB

(s)hE: *aTTEMPTS TO KILL sUGNIB* sUGNIB YOU IDIOT STUPID NAE NAE BABY 😡😡😡 sUGNIB: hAHA GENDERSWAP GO BRRRRRRRRRR

(s)hE: *dROPKICKS sUGNIB* yOU'VE MADE ME SAY IT, sUGNIB!1!1! sUGNIB: hAHA WHAT R U GIONG TO SAY???// (s)hE: yOU LOOK LIKE A COLD MCDONALS HAMBURBER sUGNIB: *gASP* nOOO!1!1 mY WEKNESS!! hOW DARE UU!1!1 *sEIZEZ TO EXIST*

(s)hE: *bECOMES hE AGAIN!1!1!1* bINGUS: 🤯 mBROKEN: *cOMES bACK* hOLY FWUC!1!1

mBROKEN: aT LEAST FOR THE NEXT YEAR OR TWO sUGNIB WILL BE GONE!1!1!1 bINGUS: wAIT!1!1 mE AND sUGNIB ARE LINKED!1!1 i NEED HIM TO EXIST SO I CAN EXIST!1!1 *sTARTS HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK*

mBROKEN: sHMIDT!1!1 i HAVE TO DO THIS!1!1 *bRINGS sUGNIB BACK BUT TRAPS HIM*

sUGNIB: uNTRAP ME OR I'M GENDERSWAPING EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!1!1

sUGNIB: *gENDERSWAPS EVERYONE!1!1* hE: *aNGY!1!1* yOU FWUCING SOGGY BURNT CROISSANT OF A COLD MCDONALS HAMBURBER!1!1 I WILL KILL YOU!1!1 sUGNIB: *gETS GENDERSWAPED* nUU!1!1 mY MAJIC WORKED ANGAINST ME!1!11

hE: *sAYS SOMETHING SO EPIC AND BADLASS AND OFFENSIVE TO sUGNIB THAT EVERYONE PAUSES AND GASPS FOR A SOLID MINUTE!1!1* sUGNIB: 🤯

sUGNIB: *dISAPPEARS* *gENDERSWAP GETS REVERSED* bINGUS: *sTILL GASPING*

hE: yES!1!1 eVERYONE ELSE: yES!1!1

eVERYONE: *gOES THERE!1!1*

eVERYONE: *tAKES THEM AND RUSHES INTO THE VAN*

eVERYONE: *pANIK*

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