okay i couldve swore the erins just ran in and chose a random cat to be villian after tigerstar/scourge and they didnt know who the flip to choose so they just went "oh a normal apprentice? lets make him EVIL MMEHHAHHHH" and yeah i can just imagine ashfur swinging his lushes scalp of blonde hair from side to side as he confesses his love for squirrelflight only to become a homeless crackhead in the dark forest who wants to murder everyone because he got replaced by mr tigerstar number two but better

me when bramble lets his dark forest experience catch up to him so he gets depressed and abandons everyone (hmm reminds me of a certain thunderclan leader...except she dies and bramble is a coward)

uGHHH me when i remember mapleshade was the one who told tigerstar to take over shadowclan im literally droooling her story is so good also i dont know how to feel about frecklewish (tc)

i feel like stormclan was kinda random too like didnt the most recent series just end do they not know how to continue i may be wrong but yeah

"thank you fifth clan of the forest" shut up firestar

galestar being leader for only four moons so far is amusing knowing how stripestar was like "WELL FREAKING SHIT IVE BEEN HERE FOR A WHOLE AHH YEAR AND YALL STILL DONT LISTEN TO ME" while galestar is just congfused

"PEBBLENOSE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING" "galestar....i think im gay"

NO STOP PUTS MY HEAD IN MY HANDS WHY DO THE WRITERS ABANDOM WINDCLAN LIKE THAT IM SO TIRED OF THIS LOWKEY

they favored crowfeather just vecause they had nothing going for windclan and they needed SOMETHING out of this stupid band of cats that just exist /hj

BREEZWPELT i think was his name and literally for what after his villian arc nobody cared about him anymore like um can the erins say "we need villians" any louder and they cant just pull cats out of their pockets like they did with bloodclan LMAO although one villian i actually do appreciate is mapleshade shes so good

HELPP yes of course they just had to make ashfur head over heels out of nowhere and honestly its so difficult for me to picture him as a villian knowing how he was as ashpaw like those are TWO different cats

me when lionblaze and hollyleaf become irrelevant because (besides holly, who is literally dead) they dont know what to do w the three anymore but send omens rto jayfeather

OMG ACTUALLY THO SO REAL ON LIONBLAZE like esp after nightheart left like who do u think u are buddy ehrrmm..... also coulkdnt nightheart just...ask sunbeam to come with him..? he didnt have to create the whole mess with sparkpelt and finchlight because clearly sunbeam doesnt give a damn and he lowkey played her or maybe thats just me

im so stuck on nightheart right niow omg

THAT WAS MY REACTION WHEN TAWNYPELT NAMED ONE OF HER KITS TIGERKIT AND FIRESTARS DUMBASS DECIDED TO GIVE BRAMBLE THE SAME SUFFIX AS HIS DAD LIKE HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING WHY ARE THESE CATS SO STUPID HE:P i guess the one thing tigerclaw and fireheart did have in common was theuir kin r lowkey resharted! esp w tawnypelkt. i know she wanted to get rid of the looming prescense the name tiger came with but brooo you just gave ur son a whole lifes worth of weight on his shoulders so he makes sure he doesnt end up like who he was named after,,,,AND TIGERHEART IS BASICALLY JUST FIRE AND TIGERS NAMES COMBINED STOP

and i agree lijke what was the point u couldnt do like nightfur or like idk something like that

nightheart after purposefully being ignored and is okay with it bc the writers are too lazy to continue his anger over firestar yawns

no doubt someone threw toxic yaoi in therwe and thoiught we woulodnt notice even though it was almost two series later

HELP NIGHTHEART AFTER HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECOMES SUNBEAM WHEN THE ARC ENDS

"sunbeam sunbeam sunbeam..oh wait brambles depressed...gaahh sunbeam...but my grandfather who is deteriorating....ok bye sunbveam...oh hi sunbeam"

bluestars warrior name made me mad icl and omg blueflower would be SO good knowing everything that happened with moonflower me when bluestars endless angst

LMFAOOOO I CACKLED LIKE SUNBVEAM THIS COULDVE BEEN AVPIDED IF U JUST WENT WITH NIGHTHEART BAE....U AND BERRYHEART WERE NOT MESSING W EACH OTHER IT WAS REALLY NOT THAT DEEP LIKE THE ONLY ONE SHE REALLY WAS ATTACHED TO I THINK WAS LIGHTLEAP

me putting my hands over my head and starting to cry at the realization curlfeather was evil

THE BRIGHTHEART ONE IS SO REAL "yeah brightheart is crippled bc of dogs...CLOUDTAILCLOUDTAILCLOUDTAIL

hot take the erins only made dustpelt interested in fernpaw as an apprentice so it wasnt out of nowhere when she became a warrior

---Bee---24.07.2025 23:53 noooo wdym I love it soooo much when a cat gets a mate and their only mentions ever after that are the two of them grooming each other or staring at their 100000 incest babies incredibly real as i remember thatr fringewhisker ands spireclaw exist who barely became relevant again when nightheart came to shadowclan

HELP IM CRYING LIKE WHENVER FIRESTAR EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BRIGHTHEART IN TPB IT WAS EITHER "damn bluestar really hated this ho" OR "cloudtail is so cool for being nice to her even though she looks like a mound of scary ants"

and then snowkit literally dies bc they dont know how to write disabled cats literally pages later

brackenfur was the only real one lowkey

snowkit wouldve been such a cool freaking character im so upset they just quite literally carried him away they couldve done so much with him like what was even the point of having him exist

NO REAL THEY VERY WELL COULDVE MADE HIM SNOWPAW AND JUST MOVED SPECKLETAIL AFTER THAT

me when speckletails last kit was shit on by everyone because he was disabled and then immediately dies like yall really hate letting these hos be happy

YESSS BUT PART OF ME FEELS LIKE THE OTHER APPRENTICES LIKE SWIFTPAW WOULD LIKE LEAVE HIM OUT PURPOSEFULLY and then brighthearts entire arc wouldnt just be her injuries like cinderpelt

"no speckletail he cannot hear therefore he cannot use his brain either" -dappletail, probably

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BRINDLEFACE. i hate how some queens only character personality is their kits. like "yes omg im pregnanbt!! i must become a shadow because new warriors are more relevant to the plot than old ones" also they definitwely didnt know who to choose when it came to tigerstar killing off thunderclan cats like wdym runningwind is just...gone

thats because squirrelflight wasnt intended to be a queen for long, they wanted her to have kits but they didnt want to do with her what bluestar was trying to avoid back when mistyfoot and stonefur were born so they just were like "aight lets make this quick in and out" and they knew people were probably anticipating something between her and bramble and yknow if two mates dont have kits they arent considered mates

rmembers bluestars prophecy....remembers thistleclaw and spottedpaw....shakes my head

remembers spottedleafs novella...................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

upset redtail didnt get much but "fvck im tigerclaws first victim arent i"

cant believe they did my girl spottedpaw like that like she was an APPRENTICE. her mind was not fully developed

NO STOP I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ONE SIDED AND FIREPAW JUST HAD A CRUSH UNTIL SHE STARTED SHOWING UP IN HIOS DREAMS like what it even took him a hot second to realize he liked sandstorm (with cinderpeklts help, mind you) so wdym yall were in love at first glance

even then she was a med cat so if she lived it would be overly awkward between the two like i kinda wouldve killed her off too

HELPO REAKL AND THE FACT CINDERPELT LIKED HIM IS EVEN WORSE like where is he getting all deez hos frum

NO ACTUALLY HSE TREATED HIM LIKE SHE TREATED ANY OTHER CAT??? NOT EVEN A "her eyes were unusually soft" OR SOMETHING TO HINT THAT SHE LIKED HIM LIKE UHH.."yeah its gonna be awkward if it was one sided gotta make her like him"

FELP

spottedleaf, thundefclans medicine cat: -smnells good -likes apprentices -dies -dies again

"spottedleaf i love you..." *opens eyes* "hi fireheart" "WHAT"

I CANT STOP GIGGLING I LOVE REDTAIL HE WAS SO PATHETIC "um yes redtail sorry redtail" *wakes up in cold sweat* also yes redtail was intimidated but turned on /j

me watching as ravenpaw and barley get confirmed ten years later

"yeah so nice in the barn i even got a mate" "huh"

fireheart anbd graystripe staring at each other as the slowly realize they pushed one of the first gay clan cats out of the closet

"hi im barley" bats pretty eyelashes HELP

BARLETTE IM FRYING STOP